What's a dumb way to die?

Taking that perfect selfie.. and falling to your doom.
At least instagram might see your beautiful smile...and maybe that look of horror as you go down.
(you... generic)

Hiding in the closet at your married lovers house when their spouse comes home

A broken heart from an LDR,
Especially if they are a catfish.

Thinking you can fly and finding out you can't

Dont offend m8!

Taunting a lion or swimming with sharks

But those still happen

People doing stunts or taking selfies while riding or standing close to a movie vehicle or train. Carelessness deserves no sympathy.

Getting dragged under the wheels of a bus

Fall in love with someone who doesn't reciprocate

I read a true story about a soldier in the trenches in WW1. He drowned in his own diarrhoea. He was so poorly he could only crawl around and he was found face down in it.

Tripping over your own feet and falling in front of a subway train always impressed me as a super dumb way to go, and apparently it's happened more than once.

Puking into your lungs and getting pneumonia :/ I don't think I actually died tho unless this is actually the great beyond (in which case wtf).

Pissing me off!! 😖

Is there a smart way to die?

Doing stupid things while taking a selfie or live on facebook

Tripping over your own beard and breaking your neck. Which apparently happened 😅

The best one I heard was on 1,000 Ways to Die: a guy had a serious fetish for amputees, so he went on Craigslist and found one who was "down to fuck", as they say. Also, a bonus was that she not only didn't have an arm, but she also had a glass eye.

So, home girl comes over, pops out the eye and puts it in a glass of water (which is important for later), and the two of them fuck like rabbits who had just come through a grain thresher; afterwards, she says she wants to take a shower and leaves the room.

He decides he's thirsty, so he picks up the cup of water with the glass eye in it. I guess he was some sort of sex frenzied craze, and took a big gulp of water, proceeded to swallowed the glass eye, and then choke to death while she was in the shower. xD

Why would you want a dumb way, seems like you would want a smart way or better yet not at all.

Stubbing your toe so hard you fall over backwards, and break your neck