What's a dumb way to die?
drowning in your sleep drool sounds pretty stupid 馃槀 you got any worse ?
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thepreposterouspanda 路 36-40, M
The best one I heard was on 1,000 Ways to Die: a guy had a serious fetish for amputees, so he went on Craigslist and found one who was "down to fuck", as they say. Also, a bonus was that she not only didn't have an arm, but she also had a glass eye.
So, home girl comes over, pops out the eye and puts it in a glass of water (which is important for later), and the two of them fuck like rabbits who had just come through a grain thresher; afterwards, she says she wants to take a shower and leaves the room.
He decides he's thirsty, so he picks up the cup of water with the glass eye in it. I guess he was some sort of sex frenzied craze, and took a big gulp of water, proceeded to swallowed the glass eye, and then choke to death while she was in the shower. xD
So, home girl comes over, pops out the eye and puts it in a glass of water (which is important for later), and the two of them fuck like rabbits who had just come through a grain thresher; afterwards, she says she wants to take a shower and leaves the room.
He decides he's thirsty, so he picks up the cup of water with the glass eye in it. I guess he was some sort of sex frenzied craze, and took a big gulp of water, proceeded to swallowed the glass eye, and then choke to death while she was in the shower. xD
wackidywack 路 22-25
@thepreposterouspanda holy shitttttttt 馃槀馃槀馃槀
thepreposterouspanda 路 36-40, M
@wackidywack Right?! What an unfortunate end to a date. xD I wonder if she was secretly a succubus? 馃
wackidywack 路 22-25
@thepreposterouspanda I'm sure she didn't mean for him to die 馃槀
thepreposterouspanda 路 36-40, M
@wackidywack God, I hope not. How sadistic would that be?! xD