What's a dumb way to die?
drowning in your sleep drool sounds pretty stupid 😂 you got any worse ?
26-30
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SwampFlower · 31-35, F
wackidywack · 26-30
@SwampFlower I'm sure the great beyond is much better than this 🙈
SwampFlower · 31-35, F
@wackidywack it fuckin better be. If there's no pearly gates and path of gold I'm writing a scathing email to all the deities to hire better landscapers. I mean this is heaven, get it to-fucking-gether, spirits!
wackidywack · 26-30
@SwampFlower This ain't no heaven though I'm sure they have wonderful reservations for good noodles such as you
SwampFlower · 31-35, F
@wackidywack I probably didn't make it in to heaven. Turns out it was only for rich, white men :(
wackidywack · 26-30
@SwampFlower How do you know that 🧐
SwampFlower · 31-35, F
@wackidywack The God of Abraham sent a memo.
wackidywack · 26-30
@SwampFlower Well shit, we'll find some better denouement
SwampFlower · 31-35, F
@wackidywack I'll see what amenities Satan has to offer.
wackidywack · 26-30
@SwampFlower Wonder if they have tea in hell 🤔
SwampFlower · 31-35, F
@wackidywack Yeah but only hot.
wackidywack · 26-30
@SwampFlower Ouch no more bubble tea. I imagine that's what hell actually is like