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WHAT shouldn't you bring home?

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Rutterman · 46-50, M

A dose of the clap would be ill-advised.

sarabee1995 · 26-30, F

@Rutterman 😂

pennynoodles · 56-60, F

That is what my response would've been. @Rutterman

SweetMae · 70-79, F

A bad attitude. Leave it at the door.

pennynoodles · 56-60, F

Oh I agree with that one. @SweetMae

Fernie · F

@SweetMae that deserves BA!

Cannabro · 36-40, M

A dildo

pennynoodles · 56-60, F

Not second hand anyway.@Cannabro

TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, MVIP

Herpes

pennynoodles · 56-60, F

Probably best not to@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout

NeloAngelo · 26-30, M

I brought home a baby raven once. mom freaked out. bis sis had to go with me to take it back where i found it. 😅

pennynoodles · 56-60, F

Oh no. I hope it survived. @NeloAngelo

NeloAngelo · 26-30, M

@pennynoodles im sure it was fine after i put it back. i was just a lil kid. didn't know any better

indyjoe · 56-60, M

If you're married (or in a committed relationship)… a boyfriend/girlfriend or a paid sex worker.

pennynoodles · 56-60, F

Not if you value your life, you shouldn't.@indyjoe

monkeysdevil007 · 46-50, M

The hot barmaid from my local …….the wife will spit feathers!!!

pennynoodles · 56-60, F

And quite rightly so! 😀@monkeysdevil007

monkeysdevil007 · 46-50, M

@pennynoodles Indeedy 👍️

4meAndyou · F

A cute little black kitty cat with a white stripe from his nose to the tip of his tail. 🤢

nedkelly · 61-69, M

personal secretary

ManIsEatingEarthUpLikeCandy · F

an STD

pennynoodles · 56-60, F

Definitely a no no.@ManIsEatingEarthUpLikeCandy

nedkelly · 61-69, M

@ManIsEatingEarthUpLikeCandy Doctor of Sacred Theology.

Nimbus · M

Herpes.

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pennynoodles · 56-60, F

Sound advice.@MyParentsAreProud

Deadcutie · 18-21, F

The man and his wife who I roleplay with.. my parents wouldn’t understand

pennynoodles · 56-60, F

I doubt they would@Deadcutie

sciguy18 · M

Yellowcake Uranium - or black pudding...

pennynoodles · 56-60, F

I think I'd rather eat yellowcake uranium.@sciguy18

Tracos · 51-55, M

A skunk

pennynoodles · 56-60, F

Fortunately, we don't get them over here. @Tracos

Tracos · 51-55, M

Another good reason not to bring them home 😎

pennynoodles · 56-60, F

LOLOL, very true! @Tracos

Fernie · F

bed bugs

nedkelly · 61-69, M

@Fernie or Liberals - lol

Fernie · F

PoizonApple · 41-45, F

No spores indoors

pennynoodles · 56-60, F

Leave them at the door. @PoizonApple

Mondayschild · F

Dead bodies

pennynoodles · 56-60, F

It's okay, I've got a patio you can hide them under. @Mondayschild

SW-User

Work

pennynoodles · 56-60, F

Sometimes difficult to leave at the door though. @SW-User

SW-User

@pennynoodles True :)

TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M

Simply Red records.

AbbySvenz · F

Staph

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