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ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M
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ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M
@Thinkerbell So, the bush survived, but how about anybody sleeping in it?
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Burnt to a crisp......sawwwry@ZonkeyBalls
Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
@ZonkeyBalls
Well, as far as I can tell, the angel in the bush wasn't asleep in the bush, but (s)he seems to have survived unscorched also.
Well, as far as I can tell, the angel in the bush wasn't asleep in the bush, but (s)he seems to have survived unscorched also.
Peaches · F
@Nonamefornow With all the fighting at home I had to sleep somewhere?! 😎
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
I was too busy chatting up the boys to fall asleep @Nonamefornow
ChilledStone · 26-30, F
ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M
@ChilledStone You don't actually have to stand there. You can relax, sit down and snore through all of the objections and sidebars.
ChilledStone · 26-30, F
@ZonkeyBalls I'll have to remember that ;)
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Ha ha ha @ChilledStone
Nonamefornow · 51-55, F
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
My husband did and woke up to find someone had vomited all over him. @Nonamefornow
Dan193 · 31-35, M
@pennynoodles I thought so too.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Probably best not to snuggle down on them in the first place, yes. @DuchessOfMapleSyrup
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Hard to stay awake at times.@SW-User
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@pennynoodles no kidding lolol
ForeverGrowingOld · 22-25, F
Once I had the flu and went to college anyway cuz the guy I carpooled with was kinda a jerk and I ended up falling asleep on the floor of the library... It was an odd place for sure
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
A quiet place though.@ForeverGrowingOld
rckt148 · 61-69, M
on a bus ,,I missed my transfer ,,had to get back to Atlanta and wait on another bus
No more naps on a bus
But now I would fly even with all the hassles
No more naps on a bus
But now I would fly even with all the hassles
At the bus depot. Your stuff would all be gone and you'd be wearing different cloths when you woke up.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
I'll bear that in mind.@Pitchblue
JoyfulSilence · 46-50, M
I fell asleep two hours ago while scrolling my notifications on here.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
That boring was it? 😜@JoyfulSilence
JoyfulSilence · 46-50, M
@pennynoodles I was really tired. When I woke a few seconds later I had scrolled to the bottom.
Cowboybob · M
On the public bus. It’s just wrong
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Cowboybob · M
@pennynoodles lol
kentex35 · 100+, M
@Cowboybob @pennynoodles thou can prod me lol... now that statement sounds like a VIP member. Kidding
Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M
while 'on the job'.
ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M
@Picklebobble2 The wife of your boss? That would definitely give us a great description about the qualities of the bed. Carry on, please.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
How about watching tv?@Picklebobble2
Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M
@pennynoodles many fall asleep in front of the tv.
TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M
On the train.i once had a guy ask me how long it was before we got to Cheltenham-45 minutes after we left there.
JustinOnTheRoad · 31-35, M
With my bosses wife sitting on my lap. But I have done it anyway. 🤭
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Whew@JustinOnTheRoad
hlpflwthat · M
In a job interview evidently.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Ah, that's where I went wrong.......@hlpflwthat
hlpflwthat · M
@pennynoodles Yes. They should put that in the book.
kentex35 · 100+, M
In prison
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Especially if you are sharing a cell. @kentex35
kentex35 · 100+, M
Oh yeah, if you drop the soap, just leave it
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Exactly!@kentex35
In the driver's seat of a moving car!
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
So hard to stay awake sometimes though.....surely just a tiny nap would be okay.@FigNewton
too close to a fire
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
The smell of burning flesh might wake you up. @ManIsEatingEarthUpLikeCandy
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On a washing line
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
I've never tried that but will take your word for it. @SW-User
PhoenixPhail · M
on the railroad tracks
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At work
Lilnonames · F
I dont nap anywhere except at home.then i know im safe
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Good advice@Lilnonames
Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M
@Lilnonames 🙄Don't most accidents occur at home ?
Lilnonames · F
@Picklebobble2 cause ur there the most but i know im safe
tenente · 100+, M
inside your girl(?) 🤔