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41-45, M
Finland
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1423 views · 69 followers · Joined: August 24, 2018 · Online: Weeks ago (date?) · Verified Account
A bit daft weirdo with certain sense of humor.
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I just noticed, that some of the scrolls I have loaned are badly overdue...
Since they are from Grand Library of Baghdad, should I return them to the Mongolians now?
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Jun 11, 2019
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Books & Literature
Two bags of suspiciously red blood and my doctors can't explain, why I'm still alive.
Sorry to spoil the mood.
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Jun 11, 2019
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Miscellaneous
My ex-boss, ex-friend, ex-business partner... He really did, what a lot people suspected and he is more intelligent than I am, so...
Not going to go for any specific technical details here. He built a start-up company about six or seven years ago, with a catchy name, and lo-and-behold, people went - with pockets deep - investing to his scam. Now, the company itself has vanished c...
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Jun 1, 2019
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Miscellaneous
Have you noticed, how Blue Whales are sounding these days? They are really irritated about something, that has nothing to do with human beings.
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Jun 1, 2019
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Pets, Animals & Nature
I actually liked the truthfulness, that was shown on the T-shirt I got as a birthday present.
The "wash slip" in the back of the shirt collar says Bangladesh. All of the work against sweat shops, most of which are in USA these days (oddly enough) and child labor seems to have waken up the more legit companies to make certain, that p...
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Jun 1, 2019
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Fashion
So... I made a promise to my doctor, that I will stop drinking alcohol completely, when I hit 43.
Apparently having cancer should be enough. A complete liver failure wouldn't be that much to brag about. Well, tomorrow, the 2nd, I'm going to keep that promise.
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May 31, 2019
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Life
I think I'm pretty much done with my PTSD.
Too much shit going on these days to get stuck with the past. Point I just noticed, when watching this DeNiro vs Travolta flick (Killing Season). After Bobby's character got shot in his calf with an arrow, I was expecting him to snap the arrow i...
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May 30, 2019
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Life
This is interesting. Apparently, Fiat Cryshler and Renault are really considering to merge with each other.
A new holdings company with a fifty-fifty split. One just have to wonder what kind of weird shit the final products are going to be. It's like having a lion to mate with a honey badger.
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May 30, 2019
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Science & Technology
Can you hypnotize a foreign exchange student to believe he/her is actually just a lost treasure hunter?
That should make a rather interesting reality telly show. Especially, if the watchers could make suggestions to the producers in form of their own treasure maps and silly, nonsensical, hints about the location of the next clue.
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May 29, 2019
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Miscellaneous
So, apparently we now have a list of guidelines for posting?
I guess I shouldn't be absent as much as I have lately been. The "do not" side of the list doesn't even have a warning about polar otter attacks.
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May 29, 2019
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Alive, but not happy about it.
So, I got saved by my thick skull, wonderful. Went to see a doctor today for a follow up and she gave me thumbs up for the stitch removal on Friday. Just as I was about to depart, she told me to have a lovely summer and try not to get killed. I guess...
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May 29, 2019
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Miscellaneous
Had a match, last night, between my skull and tarmac.
Twenty stitches later, I guess the only real winner was Sir Isaac Newton.
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May 22, 2019
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Health
Going to spend the next few days with some of my family members, so I'll be here in my animal spirit form, but not that active. Nothing to worry about
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May 17, 2019
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Miscellaneous
Are clothes made out of potatos making a serious comeback?
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May 17, 2019
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Fashion
What percentage of the starting runners will actually finish the annual Cannibals' Marathon?
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May 17, 2019
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Sports
Nice to be back home, after yet another longer stint at the cancer clinic. Funny doctors, as always.
After poking me for a day or two, my favorite doctor came to visit me. I asked him, how was I doing. After shuffling through some papers, he answered: "The good news is, that despite your appearance, you are not a bear." That was two days a...
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May 17, 2019
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Health
Where can I find sitting ducks? Are they genetically manipulated?
Never seen one in the nature. I don't think it comes to them as easily, as some people try to convince us.
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May 9, 2019
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Pets, Animals & Nature
Even the most mundane outdoor games become a lot more interesting, when you add knives in the mix.
Playing "you're it" becomes a proper struggle, as a mere scratch doesn't count.
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May 9, 2019
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Games
My sister just bought me a new mouse, after I complained long enough about my previous one draining the batteries...
What a nice gesture. I got myself a proper Microsoft mouse - I was too lazy to buy it myself. Trust is a shitty manufacturer, doesn't really live up to its name.
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May 8, 2019
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Home
And since I'm back... I'm properly back. Weird stuff, 8th of May 2019.
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May 7, 2019
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Miscellaneous
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