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ZonkeyBalls

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A bit daft weirdo with certain sense of humor.

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I just noticed, that some of the scrolls I have loaned are badly overdue...

Since they are from Grand Library of Baghdad, should I return them to the Mongolians now?

Two bags of suspiciously red blood and my doctors can't explain, why I'm still alive.

Sorry to spoil the mood.

My ex-boss, ex-friend, ex-business partner... He really did, what a lot people suspected and he is more intelligent than I am, so...

Not going to go for any specific technical details here. He built a start-up company about six or seven years ago, with a catchy name, and lo-and-behold, people went - with pockets deep - investing to his scam. Now, the company itself has vanished... See More »

Have you noticed, how Blue Whales are sounding these days? They are really irritated about something, that has nothing to do with human beings.

I actually liked the truthfulness, that was shown on the T-shirt I got as a birthday present.

The "wash slip" in the back of the shirt collar says Bangladesh. All of the work against sweat shops, most of which are in USA these days (oddly enough) and child labor seems to have waken up the more legit companies to make certain, that people... See More »

So... I made a promise to my doctor, that I will stop drinking alcohol completely, when I hit 43.

Apparently having cancer should be enough. A complete liver failure wouldn't be that much to brag about. Well, tomorrow, the 2nd, I'm going to keep that promise.

I think I'm pretty much done with my PTSD.

Too much shit going on these days to get stuck with the past. Point I just noticed, when watching this DeNiro vs Travolta flick (Killing Season). After Bobby's character got shot in his calf with an arrow, I was expecting him to snap the arrow in... See More »

This is interesting. Apparently, Fiat Cryshler and Renault are really considering to merge with each other.

A new holdings company with a fifty-fifty split. One just have to wonder what kind of weird shit the final products are going to be. It's like having a lion to mate with a honey badger.

Can you hypnotize a foreign exchange student to believe he/her is actually just a lost treasure hunter?

That should make a rather interesting reality telly show. Especially, if the watchers could make suggestions to the producers in form of their own treasure maps and silly, nonsensical, hints about the location of the next clue.

So, apparently we now have a list of guidelines for posting?

I guess I shouldn't be absent as much as I have lately been. The "do not" side of the list doesn't even have a warning about polar otter attacks.

Alive, but not happy about it.

So, I got saved by my thick skull, wonderful. Went to see a doctor today for a follow up and she gave me thumbs up for the stitch removal on Friday. Just as I was about to depart, she told me to have a lovely summer and try not to get killed. I guess... See More »

Had a match, last night, between my skull and tarmac.

Twenty stitches later, I guess the only real winner was Sir Isaac Newton.

Going to spend the next few days with some of my family members, so I'll be here in my animal spirit form, but not that active. Nothing to worry about

Are clothes made out of potatos making a serious comeback?

What percentage of the starting runners will actually finish the annual Cannibals' Marathon?

Nice to be back home, after yet another longer stint at the cancer clinic. Funny doctors, as always.

After poking me for a day or two, my favorite doctor came to visit me. I asked him, how was I doing. After shuffling through some papers, he answered: "The good news is, that despite your appearance, you are not a bear." That was two days ago.

Where can I find sitting ducks? Are they genetically manipulated?

Never seen one in the nature. I don't think it comes to them as easily, as some people try to convince us.

Even the most mundane outdoor games become a lot more interesting, when you add knives in the mix.

Playing "you're it" becomes a proper struggle, as a mere scratch doesn't count.

My sister just bought me a new mouse, after I complained long enough about my previous one draining the batteries...

What a nice gesture. I got myself a proper Microsoft mouse - I was too lazy to buy it myself. Trust is a shitty manufacturer, doesn't really live up to its name.

And since I'm back... I'm properly back. Weird stuff, 8th of May 2019.

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Mickey Mouse vs Daisy Duck vs Goofy vs Dimwitty Duck?

It's a massive brawl between the four of them. Only one survivor in the end...

I've always wondered, if MacGyver squared equals the total mass of Milky Way.

Why would you be carrying a bag of insanely vicious cats around? No wonder you can't manage to put even one back in, once the cat's out.

Got my new glasses today, looks better now.

Even ugly neighbors are prettier now.

I won't be around that much that much for about a week and a half.

I'm having trouble seeing properly with my current glasses, no matter how big the zoom is. After I receive my new ones, I should be able to see properly-

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