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41-45, M
Finland
Single
Straight
Discussion, Private Chat, Flirt, Meet Women, Dating, Stories, Learning, Look Around
1086 views · 49 followers · Joined: August 24, 2018 · Online: Now (date?) · Verified Account
A bit daft weirdo with certain sense of humor.
About Me
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250 Questions
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Why isn't there a computer game, that would mix dragons, WWI fighter planes, spaceships and LSD-powered superbadgers together?
Naturally, the balancing could be a bit tricky, but that's why there are both Alpha and Beta testing phases.
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Games
I was asked about a silly sport we have over here, so let's list some of them down...
So, in Finland, we have, among many others: - Wife Carrying World Championships - The Loudest Fart World Championships - Swamp Football's (Soccer, if you insist) World Championships - The World Championships in Rubber Boot Throwing - Same as ab...
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7 hrs ago
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Embarrassing & Funny
Waking up is always such a weird task.
My brain keeps yelling at me about the lack of caffeine. I usually drink strong tea, but perhaps this time I go for coffee, just to shut it up.
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1 day ago
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Life
Now I remembered the question, 22 seconds later... Is 100 bottles of beer on the wall a story of a failed distillery?
I mean, if you can't keep your bottles on the wall and they just drop off, one by one, there must be a good excuse for the insurance company to be provided.
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2 days ago
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Miscellaneous
I just forgot what I was about to ask.
What might have it been? Got sidetracked by squirrels. Darn little cuties.
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2 days ago
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Miscellaneous
Are you worried, that some of us might be undead and only making friends in hope we get to suck the blood off, out of their weirdly shaped bodies?
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2 days ago
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Have you learned how to speak Swahili yet?
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2 days ago
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Education
And the pendulum just moves once again.
I was so worried about Robt I could barely sleep, but I did manage to get some. After waking up, the first thing - well, the second thing, if "I gotta have a leak" counts - was "What a shitty day." And then I noticed, that they ha...
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2 days ago
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Life
I'm in total shock about what has happened to Robt.
I have no words to describe my feelings... I'm just... Numb. I hope Rooster will pull through this. My thoughts are with him, always.
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3 days ago
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Life
Can you play "Staircase to Heaven" by farting?
I bet Mr Methane could.
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3 days ago
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Music
It's 10.44 pm. And now, finally, I got hungry.
I hate, what this silly darn disease does to my regular eating habits. I've always been a food lover, thus my fatness.
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3 days ago
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Life
Out of curiosity... Not, that it would make any difference in my silly, childlike behavior on the site... 1-10... How silly do you consider me to be?
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3 days ago
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It's been a while, since I did one of these... I do apologize, I know a lot of my old pals have been waiting... Weird stuff, 18th of March, 2019.
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3 days ago
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Miscellaneous
What is the latest documentary film, that you found interesting and educational?
I just watched a documentary about the construction of "The Forbidden City" in China, which I found a bit weird, since if it was - indeed - forbidden, what was the point to begin with? Cities are for people to live in and visit, in most cas...
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3 days ago
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Movies & TV
If you were an utility vehicle...
What kind would you like to be?
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Mar 16, 2019
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Miscellaneous
Finally a proper amount of sleep...
Told my sister, who came by today; "I will take a nap for an hour and then take care of the laundry." Well, as it turned out, after my cell phone had woken me up, I just shut the alarm clock off and kept sleeping for six and a half hours.
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Mar 16, 2019
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Life
Are you worried about the possibility, that there is a more sinister reason behind the lack of bees?
For all we know, they could be mind-controlled by SPECTRE.
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Mar 15, 2019
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Life
And another one, who thinks I have been ignoring her on purpose...
I have two quite shitty legs. I have life outside of this site. How the hell can I be here all of the time? Tell me. Do I have to make a clone of me, so I can manage both of these worlds? Despite the name of the site, they really aren't simila...
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Mar 15, 2019
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Do you know your own worm?
Mine is called Phil. He is a sneaky fellow, crawling around, in my body, like nothing extraordinary is happening.
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Mar 15, 2019
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Life
Are you worried about the possibility, that math teachers might take over the world some day?
Fifteen billion math teachers on planet Earth. Each of them giving the rest of us fraction calculations, phone bills to sum up, quantum theoretical calculations. Could there be worse? Even Skynet is simple to deal with.
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Mar 15, 2019
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Miscellaneous
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