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41-45, M
Finland
Single
Straight
Discussion, Private Chat, Flirt, Meet Women, Dating, Stories, Learning, Look Around
1338 views · 67 followers · Joined: August 24, 2018 · Online: Recently (date?) · Verified Account
A bit daft weirdo with certain sense of humor.
About Me
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250 Questions
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2500 Comments
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3 Mths Active
Going to spend the next few days with some of my family members, so I'll be here in my animal spirit form, but not that active. Nothing to worry about
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2 days ago
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Miscellaneous
Are clothes made out of potatos making a serious comeback?
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6 replies
13 views
2 days ago
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Fashion
What percentage of the starting runners will actually finish the annual Cannibals' Marathon?
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2 days ago
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Sports
Nice to be back home, after yet another longer stint at the cancer clinic. Funny doctors, as always.
After poking me for a day or two, my favorite doctor came to visit me. I asked him, how was I doing. After shuffling through some papers, he answered: "The good news is, that despite your appearance, you are not a bear." That was two days a...
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2 days ago
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Health
Where can I find sitting ducks? Are they genetically manipulated?
Never seen one in the nature. I don't think it comes to them as easily, as some people try to convince us.
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May 9, 2019
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Pets, Animals & Nature
Even the most mundane outdoor games become a lot more interesting, when you add knives in the mix.
Playing "you're it" becomes a proper struggle, as a mere scratch doesn't count.
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May 9, 2019
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Games
My sister just bought me a new mouse, after I complained long enough about my previous one draining the batteries...
What a nice gesture. I got myself a proper Microsoft mouse - I was too lazy to buy it myself. Trust is a shitty manufacturer, doesn't really live up to its name.
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May 8, 2019
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Home
And since I'm back... I'm properly back. Weird stuff, 8th of May 2019.
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May 7, 2019
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Miscellaneous
Mickey Mouse vs Daisy Duck vs Goofy vs Dimwitty Duck?
It's a massive brawl between the four of them. Only one survivor in the end...
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May 7, 2019
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Situations
I've always wondered, if MacGyver squared equals the total mass of Milky Way.
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May 7, 2019
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Science & Technology
Why would you be carrying a bag of insanely vicious cats around? No wonder you can't manage to put even one back in, once the cat's out.
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May 7, 2019
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Miscellaneous
Got my new glasses today, looks better now.
Even ugly neighbors are prettier now.
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May 7, 2019
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Doing Good
I won't be around that much that much for about a week and a half.
I'm having trouble seeing properly with my current glasses, no matter how big the zoom is. After I receive my new ones, I should be able to see properly-
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Apr 30, 2019
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If you had a screwdriver and a hippopotamus, what kind of soup would you start to prepare (other ingredients), before tickling him/her to the death?
I'm thinking peeled potatoes and some carrots, perhaps some chili and cayenne to give it a proper kick. Till is almost obligatory, in this case.
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Apr 24, 2019
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Food
Can irrelevant questions become relevant later?
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Apr 21, 2019
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Miscellaneous
Some vocal trance for the Easter Sunday...It's a playlist, btw.
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Apr 21, 2019
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Music
I just got called "gay" for being a foreigner. I guess some people lack the sense of humor.
Nothing new, per se, but it's still a bit irritating.
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8 replies
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Apr 20, 2019
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If you were given three hours to turn a laser pointer into a weapon, what other stuff would you use for the task?
I'm thinking my toaster and microwave could do the trick, with some Plutonium 239, which I always have in my freezer.
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Apr 20, 2019
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Miscellaneous
What a lovely morning in Finland. Birds are singing, the Sun is shining, not a single cloud in the sky.
And most of all, the air is still. No wind. Went out for my morning cigarette (I know cancer patients shouldn't smoke) and it was a great pleasure. Hope you all have a good Saturday.
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Apr 19, 2019
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Life
Watching Cape Fear for the first time in twenty+ years. Didn't remember, how good the movie is.
I'm really glad I got it recorded on my cloud service.
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Apr 19, 2019
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Movies & TV
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