Had a match, last night, between my skull and tarmac.

Twenty stitches later, I guess the only real winner was Sir Isaac Newton.

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DeWayfarer · 61-69, M

Hmmm what kind of damage to the tarmac? 🤔

ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M

@SW-User As healthy as my average should indicate.

SW-User

DeWayfarer · 61-69, M

@ZonkeyBalls Well at least it hasn't rolled itself up in fear! 😈

DrSunnyTheSkeptic · 26-30, M

Hope your taught that asphalt a good lesson.

ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M

@DrSunnyTheSkeptic Yep. "Don't get in my way or I will head-butt you!"

SW-User

Lol, omg I hope you are OK 🎈🤗

ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M

@SW-User Half a pint of blood suddenly going missing makes me feel like I was dating Skynet's naughtier sister.

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