Ever been tempted to shove something where it really isn't welcome?
Like a thermometer for example. What were you tempted to shove and where?
56-60, F
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MaryJanine · 61-69, F
The snow that the idiot next door shoveled off the gangway that abuts the other side of the house. He piles it on that side of my house, and that I can take - until he shovels it so high it goes over the outer sill and up against my bedroom window. It gets AWFULLY cold in there like that. He did it last year, but it was only once. I figured it was a one-time thing. But this year, we had two blizzards into the new year, and the scene was repeated. I'd love to put that snow where the sun doesn't shine.
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Wol62 · 51-55, M
@MaryJanine I hope so and that idiot neighbour does not pile the snow up against your home.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
That sounds very unreasonable. @MaryJanine
MaryJanine · 61-69, F
I think so, too. But it's an apartment house next door and I didn't SEE which one of them DID it, but I'm pretty certain it's the buddy of the guy who lives on the first floor above me. He's always over this way when the weather permits, and one day last summer they had a loud party in the back yard after 10:30, which is later than the lease specifies they can make noise. Finally, the lady on the top floor came down with the little dog she was babysitting. I heard the dog bark and heard her yell, "HEY!" They broke up shortly afterward, but it was the PRINCIPAL of the thing, you understand.
4meAndyou · F
@pennynoodles You're right. And I doubt I would have been able to salvage the watermelon afterward. 🍉😂
You're in the same boat I was in growing up...a hand across the forehead, and it wasn't long before that glass numbered rod and the Vaseline were in plain sight, your underwear pulled down and the next three minutes with that thermometer in your bottom. Oh, the memories!@4meAndyou
Poeticdiva · 31-35, F
MaryJanine · 61-69, F
I always thought the broiler was on the bottom of the appliance UNDER the oven. Don't be mean.
Poeticdiva · 31-35, F
@MaryJanine I know what you mean. I had a stove like that when I was younger but the one I have now the oven broils and the bottom area is just used to store my pans.
MaryJanine · 61-69, F
This one was in the apartment when I moved in. I had one like it at home.
RuiterInSwart · F
beautifulsnowstorm · 36-40, M
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
I don't think it does....no..🤪@beautifulsnowstorm
MaryJanine · 61-69, F
Exactly.
TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
At least he would be clean@TheSirfurryanimalWales
Wol62 · 51-55, M
Ohhhhhhhhhhh, that is not funny.
Wol62 · 51-55, M
@pennynoodles Thanks, about the guy at hospital I just tried to break the ice with a "that was a close shave" joke.
Wol62 · 51-55, M
@pennynoodles 😂
srxwat4 · 61-69, M
Those pamphlets i get from the Seven days at the dentist people.
MaryJanine · 61-69, F
As long as you open the door before or after that neighbor down the street goes by with his pair of Newfoundlands. If he drops the leashes and they charge you, well, it's everybody for himself.
the neighbor into a woodchipper
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Could be interesting mulch. @DuchessOfMapleSyrup
bijouxbroussard · F
No idea what you mean. 🤔
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pennynoodles · 56-60, F
I can honestly say that as far as I'm aware, Ive never had one sticking out of mine. @soar2newhighs
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pennynoodles · 56-60, F
I had two children of my own but never felt the need to take their temperature in that way lolol. @soar2newhighs