Ever been tempted to shove something where it really isn't welcome?

Like a thermometer for example. What were you tempted to shove and where?

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I certainly learned about that thermometer when I was a child. There were times, when I was married, that I wanted to shove a large watermelon right up the ex's largest orifice.

pennynoodles · 56-60, F

Might have made a mess though.... @4meAndyou

4meAndyou · F

@pennynoodles You're right. And I doubt I would have been able to salvage the watermelon afterward. 🍉😂

soar2newhighs ·

You're in the same boat I was in growing up...a hand across the forehead, and it wasn't long before that glass numbered rod and the Vaseline were in plain sight, your underwear pulled down and the next three minutes with that thermometer in your bottom. Oh, the memories!@4meAndyou

soar2newhighs ·

[image deleted] @4meAndyou Back in the day, intimately acquainted with this little piece of glass, and I KNEW where it was going!