What could you give a twenty minute speech on without any preparation?

By the time you'd finished talking, it would be nearly cooked. @dragonfly46

Ok. Here we go, Ms PennyNoudles. "I'm fourever blouwing boubbles, prutty boubbles in thu auir, thuy fluy sou hiugh, thuy touch thu skuy, (houw um I douing?)...

Now if I didn't know better Mr V, i would think you are itching for the discipline to become stricter. @Valentine

No miss... honest... 🤥

I draw the line at cricket.....sorry....@Zaphod42

Ah yes, cricket, good subject! Interestingly enough the sport as little to do with the insect, the insect itself being much more closely related to the grasshopper. As a side note the grasshopper, unlike in the story regarding the busy ant, actually does well at storing what it needs for winter...

That's where all my grass went! @Zaphod42

That is something that my mum and brother do. @4meAndyou

Well, you are fortunate they are doing it for you and yours. History means a great deal at times. :) Your children will be glad there are such records.:)

@pennynoodles yes i lecture on wines

Much more pleasant than lecturing on whines......@impressionist

@pennynoodles and much more fun but it's amazing what people whine about

I'd quite like to hear that one. @RemovedUsername350320

I'm sure you'd make it a fair speech. @sciguy18

Sorry, if you can't manage it in twenty minutes then no can do. @SENSME

Tut, tut, you are trying to change the rules. Twenty minutes for oral presentation only and that has to include toilet breaks and popcorn. @SENSME

@pennynoodles I am an open book, badum tissss.

A strong spine? @Wish2ReliveThe70s

@pennynoodles That too!

Aw, what a lovely talk that would be. We feed the birds in the garden all the time and really love to watch them. Every year we have blue tits nesting, it is a delight to see. @SW-User

@pennynoodles I agree, I love birds and watching them feed their babies and build nests, etc.

You were right..... lolololololololololololol ....@aqua59

@pennynoodles See!? I warned you!

zzzzzzzzzz 😜@aqua59

But what if they were too critical?@Valentine

@pennynoodles my friend hasn't let me down ever, so, tbh, I'm not sure what I would do.

It's sort of funny how the world goes round, but this friend gave me the good advice to start my speech off slowly. It worked like a dream. I have just given the same advice to my nephew who will deliver a eulogy tomorrow. Perhaps I should go back and thank that friend again.

I'm sure if that person is such a good friend that they really don't need thanking again 😜@Valentine

Yay! @sighmeupforthat

@pennynoodles :P

I doubt anyone does @katielass

You could do one of those speeches where you write on boards and hold them up. @Abbenthewarwolf

@pennynoodles ha ha very very funny

That is what I was asking you@Subsumedpat

@SENSME people who have this condition?

That would be a very interesting talk..... i would listen. @sighmeupforthat

What is that?@TheSirfurryanimalWales

@pennynoodles Electoral reform,John Frost ,The March on Newport commerated every year... Please Google.I once got 38/40 for a degree level essay on the Chartists.

I think I might take your word for that :O)@TheSirfurryanimalWales

And how to spell them? teehee....sawwwry, couldn't resist that one 😜@Piffypie

What is Wagner? Cricket is banned. @MartinII

i don't think I could do it either.@argav83

@pennynoodles I am really good with one on one talks though but I am not a social person. I don't see it as good or bad thing. It is what it is. It's who I am.

You must be dedicated. @Wildflowerr

That I could not do. I might be able to give a speech on how to roll a swiss-roll though... but the speech would go on and on and on and on and.....@SW-User

A quirky bunch aren't we?@SW-User

.....................@YMITheWayIM

A fascinating thing to study. @SW-User

Would you take questions afterwards......just from the women? 😜@Narcis2sky

@pennynoodles Not just from the women ;)

Not much I don't know about that one......@HipYoungDude

Ouch@Moonpenny