@mindstruggle I heard a cane or something

@ShepherdBard
Like an ancient object grunting.

@mindstruggle yea that sums it up

@GunFinger what’s with the cold sweat? 🧐

@ShepherdBard But it's notarized, so someone licensed by a State actually looked at your ID and is verifying you wrote it...

@SomeMichGuy bogus bogus bogus

@ShepherdBard I'll check the license number with the licensing authority...


[pause for checking]


Well, the license is valid, so we can call the notary and validate their log...

@tobynshorty like who??

@ShepherdBard they are in police protection- thats who😝

@tobynshorty aahhh fooey!

@Prettybratbi1tch yea according to you 😒

@ShepherdBard not just me, I did my research

@Prettybratbi1tch research smesmerch

@cherokeepatti well I mean it!

@ShepherdBard My parakeet, Boo-Boo, says “I mean it!” …& very often too.

@LauraM it’s yours!

@DJ01994 prove it 🙄

@LauraM you just did by replying to me!! ;)

@Zaphod42 didn’t look like it 🙄

@ShepherdBard And you don’t look tall enough to kick a knee, but here we are 😒

@Zaphod42 *kicks your other knee*

@Lilymoon good thinkin!

@Jenny1234 how should I know?!

@TexChik 🤭😉

@ShepherdBard It’s right here!

@MellyMel22 that’s a bunch of nonsense

@ShepherdBard You’re full of baloney.

Now I feel like my grandparents.

@Straylight exactly!

@Silentpleasure it’s AI

@ShepherdBard The AI detector says no

@Silentpleasure run it again

@Promises I’m not taking the fall again!