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Politically Incorrect Bad Boy ;D

I was visiting with a friend of mine last Friday, and he mentioned that he had received a letter from his homeowner's association, stating that he is in violation of the rules and bylaws by parking his travel trailer on his lawn. They have received several complaints, primarily from his neighbor across the street, whom he calls "D.B." 😉

I told him he had better hire someone to finish the travel trailer's roof, because he can't seem to get it done...and his homeowner's association will probably start fining him.

He said he was not worried about it, because if they try to fine him, he will claim that he identifies as an LGBTQ, black Native American...and that they are persecuting him because of same...and says that they will then back off. And he said he will also claim that they have stolen his land, and he is just trying to take it back. 🤣🤣🤣 (He is Irish/Italian).

After choking with laughter, I said, "My goodness, you are packing a lot of different people in there. You should probably tell the homeowner's association that your pronouns are "They", and "Them".
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kentex35 · 100+, M
Maybe he should throw in the KKK for good measure. My oldest son and his buddies called the Jerry springer show and said that he was a gay black man and a ranking member of the KKK and asked if Jerry would invite another member in his group to the show sir he could tell him that he loved him and wanted to get married. I think it was nine months before they quit calling give or take. If was funny at first, this was back when land lines were still in most homes and cell service was about two hundred a month for two hundred minutes.
A couple of times I connived to hand the phone over acting like it was someone else calling.
Hey, it's for you man... Then get away before they caught on.