I need one solid reason why I shouldn’t go inside my microwave.

How big is your microwave?

(Cause you are a wonderful soul that I’ve been saving the biggestest hug for)

I shall be very cross if you do. 😤

cos its hot,man🥵 and its already much too hot ,here

Microwaves will ruin your hairdo.

You’re too adorable to get in one.

You'll grow a penis on your forehead!

How about the fact that you have made that request?

You might mess up your hair.

Who`ll work the buttons?

If you put in a microwaveable bowl that's full of water and lemon slices and microwave it for 3 to 5 minutes, the lemon steam will literally clean your microwave..

Obviously use a microfiber cloth to clean it..

Unless it's so bad,..

Ya big ass won't fit.

It will fry your beautiful brain...

because it's meant for CDs....*Sparks*

Your tits will turn out looking like something in an abstract painting.

it's too smol

You can't fit!

to nuke yours eyes from visiting the images feed...or you dm's