My house mate and her boyfriend have been screaming at each other for 3 hours straight.

I'd start screaming at them to stfu haha

At least you’ll get some peace and quiet

I’d be so egging that on and eating popcorn

Get a megaphone and say: Domestics will not be tolerated in this neighbourhood. I repeat, domestics will not be tolerated. Thank you

I’d tell them to take it out of the apartment or I’d call the police.

or at least you might only have to deal with the survivor!

How on earth someone could scream for three hours straight 😭

could always just blare porn when they start screaming

Maybe provide them with clubs and sharp objects 🤷‍♂️

Bless their hearts. ☺️

Nightmare

Goodluck

Id move out😏

There are few things worse than being in the company of a fighting couple.

Maybe one has left by then lol

They should just bang each other