What is your "hold my beer" moment?
Thought I could jump off my roof, onto a trampoline, over a fence, and into a pool...ended up bouncing sideways into my fathers lawn shed like a looney toons character 🤣
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MellyMel22 · F
[i][c=BF0080]You’re lucky to be alive. How many bones broke 😳👀
Fir me I think when my friend snuck two igloos full of alcohol in a water park. She had me drinking on an empty stomach and I had neurontin in my system(it intensifies alcohol). After a bit I got brave and we went on a slide(that I was scared of), I told her I can’t go down backwards and my stupid ass trusted we’d be good and our float got stuck in the area it’s only supposed to spin fast once and we were whipping around so fast repeatedly and laughing cause we were drunk yet I was scared sh*t and I was like wth is happening?! We almost flipped trying to push to the slide part and when it finally went, it spun me backwards and I thought I was gonna fly outta the tube and die. When it hit the water it tipped over and I was like a cat jumping for the wall cause I hate my head forced under water 🤣 Then we were in tears laughing when the lifeguard thought we needed help and we agreed to never do that ride again drunk 🤣 But we continued to go on others and drink 🤭[/c][/i]
Fir me I think when my friend snuck two igloos full of alcohol in a water park. She had me drinking on an empty stomach and I had neurontin in my system(it intensifies alcohol). After a bit I got brave and we went on a slide(that I was scared of), I told her I can’t go down backwards and my stupid ass trusted we’d be good and our float got stuck in the area it’s only supposed to spin fast once and we were whipping around so fast repeatedly and laughing cause we were drunk yet I was scared sh*t and I was like wth is happening?! We almost flipped trying to push to the slide part and when it finally went, it spun me backwards and I thought I was gonna fly outta the tube and die. When it hit the water it tipped over and I was like a cat jumping for the wall cause I hate my head forced under water 🤣 Then we were in tears laughing when the lifeguard thought we needed help and we agreed to never do that ride again drunk 🤣 But we continued to go on others and drink 🤭[/c][/i]
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@MellyMel22 im glad you made it. No i didnt break any bones thankfully and thats slide sounds terrifying 😱
MellyMel22 · F
@Silentpleasure [i][c=BF0080]I was just dramatic b/c I was drunk and scared 🤭
You were lucky for sure! [/c][/i]
You were lucky for sure! [/c][/i]
deadgerbil · 22-25
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@deadgerbil Ouch....yeah that sounds painful!
deadgerbil · 22-25
@Silentpleasure yeah no pain during it but it would come at night which is pretty typical of that injury
Pfuzylogic · M
I was really lame. We planned on a revolt against the actives as I was a pledge for the Piles of Cincinnati. My idea was to set the swimming pool on fire by putting a film of fuel on the water. It worked but I was passed out and one of the other pledges grabbed my to escape because the actives thought another fraternity attacked them.
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@Pfuzylogic Close call there. Glad someone was there to pull you to safety!
Pfuzylogic · M
@Silentpleasure
they couldn’t get out because all of the pledges pulled the wheels off of the pledge master’s car. He was my “big brother” at the time.
they couldn’t get out because all of the pledges pulled the wheels off of the pledge master’s car. He was my “big brother” at the time.
originnone · 61-69, M
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@originnone It seemed like a great idea while drinking 🙄
originnone · 61-69, M
@Silentpleasure I'm just glad you're ok.
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@originnone You and me both!
mindlessdrifter · M
justlooking2023 · 56-60, M
@mindlessdrifter It's a good time to invest in one of those beer can holding hats?
mindlessdrifter · M
@justlooking2023 Indeed or reed proof fishing line 🤪
justlooking2023 · 56-60, M
@mindlessdrifter Reed em and weep? lol
Jeephikelove · 46-50, F
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@Jeephikelove No back flips lol....could barely keep level as it was! I was somewhat ok. Sprained ankle, lots of bruising, and a broken pride later 🤣
Jeephikelove · 46-50, F
@Silentpleasure you’re lucky!
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@Jeephikelove Oh very 🤣
Left my keys home and returned in the early hours from a night out. My husband sleeps like a log so I gave up knocking and decided to go through my neighbours yard and climb their fence. I’ve got one leg either side of the fence trying to decide how to get over. Didn’t need to decide because the whole fence came down. Luckily the neighbours saw the funny side.
RoxClymer · 41-45, M
I was 6 ys old, brother trapped me on the top bunk, thought I was a gymnast/ninja, landed kneeling position, sitting on (70% of my body weight came down on) my right foot, luckly only broke one foot bone.
OogieBoogie · F
Firstly you need to be aware i hate violence , i truly believe it solves nothing between people.
But...
...i once had a partner who became an addict, became violent and proceded to be a right ass all the time.
Went on for years.
(Yes, i was that stupid🙄)
Anywho, one day he's being domimating and chesting me down the hallway with his body saying "watcha gonna do about it"
I backed up and outta nowhere i snapped and i slapped him with all i had.
And to the shock of us both, he flew sideways, hit the wall, slid down it, to end up crumpled on the floor.
To this day i wish id had the sense of mind to say right then "hold my beer" 😂
There were regrets after this.
But I can still see the look of utter shock on his mashed face as it flew sideways in front of me😂
Still feels worrh it 😜
But...
...i once had a partner who became an addict, became violent and proceded to be a right ass all the time.
Went on for years.
(Yes, i was that stupid🙄)
Anywho, one day he's being domimating and chesting me down the hallway with his body saying "watcha gonna do about it"
I backed up and outta nowhere i snapped and i slapped him with all i had.
And to the shock of us both, he flew sideways, hit the wall, slid down it, to end up crumpled on the floor.
To this day i wish id had the sense of mind to say right then "hold my beer" 😂
There were regrets after this.
But I can still see the look of utter shock on his mashed face as it flew sideways in front of me😂
Still feels worrh it 😜
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@OogieBoogie 😱 oh wow....guess you have a very mean slap!
OogieBoogie · F
@Silentpleasure i guess i do🤷♀️
Mind you, i figure it was years of repressed rage ...all let out at once.
Mind you, i figure it was years of repressed rage ...all let out at once.
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@OogieBoogie Well at least it was directed at the right person! Would hate for you to take it out on the 99 year old grandma that cut in line at the store 😨
ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M
When I drank, it was generally after I finished the can/bottle and wanted to get rid of the empty.
FreeSpirit1 · 51-55, F
Trying to surf at nigh while drunk. I almost drown
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
FreeSpirit1 · 51-55, F
@Silentpleasure scared me sober
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@FreeSpirit1 Ill bet! Amazing how quick that happens once youre in trouble!
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Oh please tell me someone got a video of that. 🤭
justlooking2023 · 56-60, M
Did you have a wardrobe malfunction at that point?
Montanaman · M
Which one?🤔😳😆🤪🤭🫣
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lumberjackslam · 41-45, M
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When a Pommy offers you warm beer
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Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@LordShadowfire well did you get the cats back or get arrested?
LordShadowfire · M
@Silentpleasure Neither. The police decided the question of who owned the cat was a domestic dispute, and the detective in charge of investigating what I did understood that I was trying to be the hero and didn't want to arrest me for that. He literally told me over the phone that this was the dumbest case to ever come across his desk, and he wanted nothing to do with it.
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@LordShadowfire Well glad you didnt have any horrible consequences