Let’s go around the room and name 5 things that you like about me

I like how you make me feel even taller around:
1: shelves
2: cabinets
3: closets
4: reception counters
5: low door frames

😋

1. You showered today
2. You cleaned up the house
3. You didn't get us arrested today
4. You didn't steal my things today
5. You give the best hugs

1. You're funny
2 -5. Step stool

You're Here
You're funny
You're smart
You're quick
You're funny

1. you are beautiful
2. you have big hooters
3. you deal with the haters very well
4. you are resillient
5. you shower regularly

actually that might be sydney sweeney 🤔

You first 🤭

I have ONE very sincere thing I like about you. You LAUGH at my feeble jokes! ☺☺☺

You might be my size— fun size☺

I like how short you're

5 is a lot for anyone lol

* looks around the room*

I can see over your head instead of having to look around you

1. Dat ass
2.-5.: refer to number 1

You dont know who i am

You dont know where i live

When i close my phone you disapear

You cant yell at me, just type in all caps

I could imagine you flying a unicorn around north korea and its still plausible because i dont know anything about you, unicorns or north korea.

1. You
2. Have
3. Really
4. Big
5. Boobs

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