Allelse · 36-40, M
Don't have one, but my wife's got plenty of clothes she never wears.
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Allelse I don’t want girl clothes 😒
Allelse · 36-40, M
@ShepherdBard She never wears them! She's gonna be on hoarders one od these days. I reckon I could give em to Vinnies and she wouldn't notice.
come2gether · 46-50, M
Lostpoet · M
😒stop
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Lostpoet stop what? 😒
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
You spelt rent wrong dear
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ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Prettybratbi1tch yea sure *takes turtleneck*
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
@ShepherdBard takes my rent from your wallet
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Prettybratbi1tch hey!
nonsensiclesnail · F
Fine! It you have to take the turtle too. FYI, she’s gonna be so angry.
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@nonsensiclesnail she will understand in the end
DragonFruit · 70-79, M
I don't have any turtlenecks.
KiwiDan · 31-35, M
Only if you perform the classic megahit "the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time" by S. Robert Squarepants
YoMomma · 41-45
Sure.. if you can find it
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@YoMomma easy
YoMomma · 41-45
@ShepherdBard be my guest
Matt85 · 36-40, M
you got hickies? someones doing well for themselves.
I don't own any reptile's necks
Punxi · F
Soooo... cruisin' the Internet looky lookin' for foreskin these days are we?
Atlotto · M
Mine is dirty but I'll let you borrow one of my dickies.
thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@thepeculiarpanda idk what that contraption is
thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M
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