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Terminology Update in order to be Politically correct

People of the world please TAKE NOTE that it is no longer correct to refer to a person who has consumed too much ALCOHOL by any of the previous derogatory terms such as DRUNK, PISSED, SHITFACED or any other derivatives.

You should hence forth refer to them as being persons with ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE INDUCED SYMPTOMS
4meAndyou · F
Or shortened to..."Alcoholic". 🤣
4meAndyou · F
@GypsyKiss I can't take any of that bs seriously...sorry.
GypsyKiss · 31-35
@4meAndyou I am joking sorry I have strange sense of humour
4meAndyou · F
@GypsyKiss I can't seem to turn mine off...🤣🤣🤣
El trump is not a convicted felon.
He’s a justice affected person.
Checkmate wokesters 🤓
MrBrownstone · 46-50, M
No more drunk driving.
GypsyKiss · 31-35
@MrBrownstone ABIS driving instead
wildbill83 · 41-45, M
@GypsyKiss "low alcohol tolerant drivers"
meJess · F
So they are in the grip of their own ABIS?
All that made up woke nonsense is absurd
CestManan · 46-50, F
Sometimes at dinner gatherings, someone might ask someone else, "Did you get enough to eat?" Just a cliche.

But I think the polite thing to do would be to ask the ABIS sufferer "Did you get enough to drink?"

What they will NOT say is, "Yes, I have had enough".
Sidewinder · 36-40, M
How about "anesthetized?" or "sedated?"

Or "Comfortably Numb?"
Sidewinder · 36-40, M
@GypsyKiss Comfortably Numb was on The Wall, Disc 2, Track 6.
WanderlustCat · 36-40, M
@Sidewinder also a fun song to learn on guitar. Still don’t have the solo down though.
GypsyKiss · 31-35
@Sidewinder I know where comfortably numb is from I have several copies of the wall it is a great album as is the other one.
Fluffybull · F
😂🤣😂🤣
Wireman · 31-35, M
Why not just call it Climate Induced.
Sidewinder · 36-40, M
@Wireman That reminds me of a historical fun fact.

In the pre-dawn hours of April 15th, 1912, during the sinking of the Titanic, one of the ships crew, a baker survived the sinking by ingesting large ammounts of alcohol, so that when he ended up in the freezing cold water when the ship finally went under, he didn't succumb to hypothermia and thus, increase his chances of being rescued.

So, in that regard, you could say he was "climate induced."
Wireman · 31-35, M
@Sidewinder See! Clever man, years ahead of his time!
Sidewinder · 36-40, M
@Wireman By drinking Alcohol, he induced his own climate to counteract the climate of the water.
Barebum61 · 61-69, M
I get pissed all the time
GypsyKiss · 31-35
@Barebum61 You should going forth say that YOU CONSISTENTLY ON A REGULAR BASIS SUFFER FROM ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE INDUCED SYTOMS
Barebum61 · 61-69, M
@GypsyKiss I will run with that
Dino11 · M
Link for that?
GypsyKiss · 31-35
@Dino11 It is a Joke
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