Terminology Update in order to be Politically correct

People of the world please TAKE NOTE that it is no longer correct to refer to a person who has consumed too much ALCOHOL by any of the previous derogatory terms such as DRUNK, PISSED, SHITFACED or any other derivatives.

You should hence forth refer to them as being persons with ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE INDUCED SYMPTOMS

CestManan · 46-50, F

Sometimes at dinner gatherings, someone might ask someone else, "Did you get enough to eat?" Just a cliche.

But I think the polite thing to do would be to ask the ABIS sufferer "Did you get enough to drink?"

What they will NOT say is, "Yes, I have had enough".

TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP

El trump is not a convicted felon.
He’s a justice affected person.
Checkmate wokesters 🤓

Sidewinder · 36-40, M

@Wireman That reminds me of a historical fun fact.

In the pre-dawn hours of April 15th, 1912, during the sinking of the Titanic, one of the ships crew, a baker survived the sinking by ingesting large ammounts of alcohol, so that when he ended up in the freezing cold water when the ship finally went under, he didn't succumb to hypothermia and thus, increase his chances of being rescued.

So, in that regard, you could say he was "climate induced."