Terminology Update in order to be Politically correct

People of the world please TAKE NOTE that it is no longer correct to refer to a person who has consumed too much ALCOHOL by any of the previous derogatory terms such as DRUNK, PISSED, SHITFACED or any other derivatives.

You should hence forth refer to them as being persons with ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE INDUCED SYMPTOMS

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Punches · 46-50, F

Sometimes at dinner gatherings, someone might ask someone else, "Did you get enough to eat?" Just a cliche.

But I think the polite thing to do would be to ask the ABIS sufferer "Did you get enough to drink?"

What they will NOT say is, "Yes, I have had enough".