Terminology Update in order to be Politically correct

People of the world please TAKE NOTE that it is no longer correct to refer to a person who has consumed too much ALCOHOL by any of the previous derogatory terms such as DRUNK, PISSED, SHITFACED or any other derivatives.

You should hence forth refer to them as being persons with ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE INDUCED SYMPTOMS

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Wireman · 31-35, M

Why not just call it Climate Induced.

Sidewinder · 36-40, M

@Wireman That reminds me of a historical fun fact.

In the pre-dawn hours of April 15th, 1912, during the sinking of the Titanic, one of the ships crew, a baker survived the sinking by ingesting large ammounts of alcohol, so that when he ended up in the freezing cold water when the ship finally went under, he didn't succumb to hypothermia and thus, increase his chances of being rescued.

So, in that regard, you could say he was "climate induced."

Wireman · 31-35, M

@Sidewinder See! Clever man, years ahead of his time!

Sidewinder · 36-40, M

@Wireman By drinking Alcohol, he induced his own climate to counteract the climate of the water.