I'm here to inspect your armpits. 🧐

You should find them clean, hairless and smelling like Secret relaxing lavender. 😌

It's ALWAYS the armpits...Don't know how many times I told em about my ingrown toenail and bad tooth. My armpits are fine they're always givin me stuff I don't want!

Okay but I haven't bathed yet this morning so you're doing so at your own risk. 😐

I bought Cherry scented deodorant so I have cherry pits now

Be careful. I'm ticklish.

I already shaved 😅

This is outrageous

This reminds me of when my school did head lice checks 😶

Palpate???🏀

What's the SW way? And what's the not SW way? 🤔

Scots word of the day

There may be stubble. 😬

Almost afraid to ask but, what's the SW way?

Pix incoming

But but but what if chuck Norris pops out of my armpit??? :o

Professional armpit inspector would have an interesting reaction on a resume

There's nothing to be found there. Only darkness, and hair

They smell manly

I'll allow it, but only if I can inspect your Foot Soles in return