If I'm taller than you would you call me "your highness"?

I'm way taller. I'll call you mini-me

You’ll need a big booster seat for that.

Youre not

Yes. How tall are you again?

Eh how tall are you?

I would call you Daddy until you stop bringing it up.

No. Whyness? 🤨

Good thing we don’t have to worry about that ✋

Zero risk.

You know why they call me their highness? 😎

In theory, yes. But unfortunately in this lifetime, you're fun-size. Perhaps in another reality lol

You're high, more like 🤪

What if I am taller than you? What then?

And when you accept the truth should I call you “your shortness”?

Bet you're not

Like you need to be taller for me to call you that.

No.
If I smoked more herb than you, you need to call me "your highness".

So what are you really? "Your Lowness"?