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Imagine we go on a date, I get drunk and catch you a raccoon

AlchemyFox · 36-40, F
Our love child
Tminus6453 · M
All i could catch for you is a squirrel...🐿️
scrappydoo · F
@Tminus6453 squirrels are cool, can we get an albino one?
Tminus6453 · M
@scrappydoo Uhh...😮
We would put it on a leash and take it for a walk. Lol
SW-User
Alive or dead?
scrappydoo · F
@SW-User let’s go alive 😅 I don’t want no dead animals
I’ll put it in the yard with the rest of the animals you got me. I still don’t know what I’m gonna do with a possum.
ViciDraco · 36-40, M
@DarkHeaven you keep those. Low chance of rabies plus they devour insect pests. Some of the best tick hunters in the world.
@ViciDraco must be why she got me two. *sighs*
Howudoin · 41-45, M
Where did we go on a date, and get drunk, that there are raccoons around?
Will you take him with you? Be keeps getting into the bird food
DiegoWolfe · 36-40
I shall name him Ringo and he will live in the house and wear jimjams
Ferric67 · M
I'd be impressed
Raccoons are uncooperative and hostile
Tastyfrzz · 61-69, M
Why would i need a racoon when you've already got a kitty?
SW-User
okay, but what do we name it?
scrappydoo · F
@SW-User that depends is it a male or female🤣
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DeWayfarer · 61-69, M
Ok, yet I sure hope it's opossum friendly! 🙃😆
bugeye · 26-30, F
Oh that poor trash panda..... can we keep it?
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
That's hard to do, they are pretty fast
SW-User
How are you going to cook it?
meggie · F
It's something I've always wanted
I wanna fox dont want no raccoon
smileylovesgaming · 31-35, F
Why the world would u catch a raccoon
slorollin · 41-45, M
I say hell yes!!
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
Romantic 😏
496sbc · 36-40, M
Azlotto · M
I would feel warm and fuzzy inside.
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