Straylight · 31-35, F
I keep telling you, I am not getting hight reduction surgery!
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Straylight then stoop 😒
HeWhoWalks39 · 36-40, M
@Straylight 😳😳😳😳😳
Zaphod42 · 51-55, M
Yes, I’ve noticed all the step ladders and sawed off table legs 😏
I'm imagining more steps next to kitchen counters and some little armchairs 🤔
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@UBotMate just more objects to thwack you over the head with 😒
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
Ok Elon
BobbyMoeven · 100+, M
Good ,
I demand more pay !!
Also I'm tired of getting paid in old Pokemon cards.
I demand more pay !!
Also I'm tired of getting paid in old Pokemon cards.
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
Like what?
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Prettybratbi1tch no short jokes allowed
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
@ShepherdBard I promise
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Prettybratbi1tch good!
Carla · 61-69, F
Can you paint the interior. It's getting rather drab.
hunkalove · 61-69, M
May I at least finish that roll of toilet paper with your photo on it?
Ashly · 26-30, F
You??? In charge??
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Beautywithin · 36-40, F
Can i call you Trump?
Gangstress · 41-45, F
Can we have a new kettle and toaster
Maybe an air fryer too
Maybe an air fryer too
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Gangstress you callin me a pushover?!
Gangstress · 41-45, F
@ShepherdBard erm no not all
Thanks for helping your subordinates captain xoxo
Thanks for helping your subordinates captain xoxo
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Gangstress that’s what I thought! *sticks chest out*
Degbeme · 70-79, M
So what`s first?
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Degbeme no more candy corn
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@ShepherdBard Please make it so.
mindstruggle · F
What are you smoking?
Casheyane · 31-35, F
Shepherd's pie and donuts?
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Casheyane that’s a start
bijouxbroussard · F
The official state cat ?


ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@bijouxbroussard low blow!
bijouxbroussard · F
@ShepherdBard You have to admit, it’s cute ! 😸
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@bijouxbroussard she really is
Kiesel · 56-60, M
State of flux is preferred!
basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M
Chill Samwise.
You have to run the Mayor of the Shire first.
You have to run the Mayor of the Shire first.
thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M
Ashly · 26-30, F
@thepreposterouspanda that proves my point 😆
thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M
Ashly · 26-30, F
Matt85 · 36-40, M
aye aye captin
tenente · 100+, M
One anarchy, please ✋
HannahSky · F
🥱
HannahSky · F
@ShepherdBard don't we celebrate you enough here?
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@HannahSky no
HannahSky · F
@ShepherdBard now you want a party for yourself every day🤦🏼♀ it's very demanding
YoMomma ·
Ok..
HeWhoWalks39 · 36-40, M
😳😳😳😳😳
ShenaniganFoodie · 36-40, M