Oster1 · M
Some English men feel delusionally superior to Americans, irrationally. Most English women are quite pleasant, on the other hand! 😊
CommandLine · 56-60, M
@Oster1 Well we are superior lol. Only messing with you. I think Americans are better at things we fail on.
You are correct about English women though, most are pleasant, but the same can be said about American ladies.
You are correct about English women though, most are pleasant, but the same can be said about American ladies.
Oster1 · M
@CommandLine 😊👍
CommandLine · 56-60, M
@Oster1 👍😀
Mooed78 · F
It should say English people


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@Mooed78 Im fairly well spoken. I was partly raised by my nan and she hated lazy speech and dropping letters off the front of words. "It's HOUSE Roberta not 'ouse. Speak properly!" 😂
Mooed78 · F
@SW-User I have an English elderly friend like that, who always corrects my Irish English 🤣
@SW-User My dad, who in the five minutes he could be bothered, sald to my brother "I'm only tryin'to learn yer'. And he would always say my name as Jacker leen. Used to piss me off and Im not sorry he did!
calicuz · 56-60, M
They say "lorry" a lot............ and I mean a lot. 🤣
4meAndyou · F
Spelling. Colour instead of color, harbour instead of harbor, grey instead of gray, and slang words you have to research before you know what they mean. Then, of course, there is their irrepressible obsession with full English breakfasts...🤣🤣🤣
CommandLine · 56-60, M
@4meAndyou I wouldn't touch that, I hate fish lol. Its a funny old world 😁🐟
4meAndyou · F
@CommandLine Well...Cape Cod, you know...🤣
CommandLine · 56-60, M
@4meAndyou makes sense 🤣👍
caPnAhab · 26-30, M
When they call their mom mum
@caPnAhab In some parts of the north, it's 'mam'
caPnAhab · 26-30, M
@autumngirl27 woa I didn't know that
basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M
@caPnAhab she's right, Irish both in the diaspora and in Ireland also use mam or mum.
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
They laugh when you mention someone named Fanny or Willie.
Mooed78 · F
@cherokeepatti in Ireland we laugh at that too 🤭
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
@Mooed78 Willie Nelson and Fannie Flagg
Mooed78 · F
@cherokeepatti We laugh more at the name Fanny. So immature 🙄lol
AbbeyRhode · F
They call soccer "football", and guts "food". 😜
Nimbus · M
@AbbeyRhode @AbbeyRhode No argument there :)
@AbbeyRhode We invented football. It is you who call football soccet 😁
AbbeyRhode · F
@startingover23 Lol, you sound just like Nimbus! 😁
SarithBorn · 18-21, M
Nimbus · M
@SarithBorn Good one :)
revenant · F
It is very hard to describe but they do not write their thoughts the same way as North Americans and Australians. The choice of words is not the same.
littlepuppywantanewlife · 31-35, M
@revenant That's true.
calicuz · 56-60, M
They call cookies "biscuits" and biscuits "scones"............... you gotta love the English. 🙂

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@Nitedoc Not to diss your culture but it sounds like a hangover cure to me 🤣
Nitedoc · 51-55, M
@SW-User I'm not dissing. I just wonder how our language became what it is since we came from Europe, primarily England.

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@Nitedoc I've wondered that too. 😊
akindheart · 61-69, F
The way they spell like favourite
@akindheart And neighbour
LunarOrbit · 56-60, M
@akindheart Canadians do it too. 🤭
graphite · 61-69, M
When they use the word, arse.
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Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F
@graphite lol I have picked that up from them. I am bad to say ..... my arse. Just do it.
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
Bowler hats
Nitedoc · 51-55, M
They say mum and knickers.

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@Nitedoc panties sound sexier than knickers... A little bit dirty 😂
Nitedoc · 51-55, M
@SW-User I agree. It's a great name.
@SW-User I always use the word panties. It is sensual. Knickers makes me think of the shorts girls wore under their PE skirt - nit at all sexual
Thodsis · 51-55, M
A filthy sense of humour. ;)
Wol62 · 51-55, M
Why, have you come across someone trying to do this?
MasterLee · 56-60, M
Praising biden using cnn talking points. Using excessive 'u's.
SumKindaMunster · 51-55, M
Politics. They have very similar and condescending opinions about Americans. You know its a Brit when they start talking about how Conservatism must be defeated in America for it to move forward.
Also not an exclusive trait to the British, but a sure sign is a complete lack of understanding regarding guns in America and complete exasperation with the fact that guns haven't been made illegal in America like where they live.
Also not an exclusive trait to the British, but a sure sign is a complete lack of understanding regarding guns in America and complete exasperation with the fact that guns haven't been made illegal in America like where they live.
Lostpoet · M
If they say mum instead of mom or they have a weird sex fetish.
@Lostpoet My mum warned me about that

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They keep complaining about Americans
Abstraction · 61-69, M
They are somewhat given to understatement and are a little indirect. Here is a translation guide for Europeans and Americans. Australians and kiwis are quite similar so they don't confuse us. Not on this, anyway.


therighttothink50 · 56-60, M
saying the words rubbish, holiday, mum, etc.
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
@therighttothink50 garden instead of backyard…boot sales…
Morrigan · F
They talk about enjoying crumpets with their tea for breakfast.
@Morrigan Got to be coffee for breakfast
I am English. Never denied it. Born in England, so it follows I'm English . A flag waving whack job, definitely not. You'll never see me anywhere near a flag. Nor hear me sing the alleged "national" anthem.
Punches · 46-50, F
@autumngirl27 I didn't know England had a national anthem. I hope it's not cheesy like the American anthem
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Nimbus · M
@SW-User True 😛
@SW-User wanker is also a term of endearment

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@startingover23 ya, I bet it can be. ☺️
LunarOrbit · 56-60, M
Guinness. 🤮
A pint of anything
Bangers n mash
Chips are crisps
No dental plans
A pint of anything
Bangers n mash
Chips are crisps
No dental plans
Banksy83 · 41-45, M
Astounded at an American lady asking does my fanny look big in this

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English? Or English-English

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“My knickers” for panties 😑
LemonWorld · F
@SW-User it's just so funny to me

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I'm not hiding anything, I'm as American as they come.
I hail from across the Great Lake, good old Uncle US of Stateside. I'm as American as chocolate chip biscuits and mum's apple tart.
I hail from across the Great Lake, good old Uncle US of Stateside. I'm as American as chocolate chip biscuits and mum's apple tart.

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They call people “you lot”
TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M
What oh! Jeeves.
My butler failed to iron my socks.
Ponsonby-Smythe is umpiring on Saturday...
Such talk ,they are definitely English!
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My butler failed to iron my socks.
Ponsonby-Smythe is umpiring on Saturday...
Such talk ,they are definitely English!
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AndysAttic · 56-60, M
Who can tell, it is all very, very mysterious.
Punches · 46-50, F
Call them a "chav" and see how they react. 😁
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saragoodtimes · F
when he says he wants a banger and he isn't talking about sex
Oster1 · M
This disgusting sense of false superiority and arrogance, all while, being flushed down the toilet and not even knowing it!!!
They hit you with a cricket bat
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