An Australian joke ( which non aussies won't get ;) )

I can't believe how good it feels to read the news now that the fossil fuel party is gone - (clearly the most incompetent Australian government in my lifetime. they fed billions to the wealthy and persecuted the battlers). Now:
Action on climate change. Action to prevent extinction of animals (protections the libs removed as one of their last acts).
Action on all our gas shortage because it's being exported to China and Asia for the profits of billionaires who the libs serve while we pay through the nose.
Action on wages.
Action on worker protections.
Women promoted to cabinet.
Embracing of the Uluru statement for indigenous rights.
Immediate action on Pacific and return to overseas aid.
I'll stop here but they've only been in a couple of weeks. It's like I moved to Scandinavia or NZ.

Good joke with many relatives :) Old Soviet-Union era joke: An escapee from Soviet Russia comes to a classy cafe in Paris, where you can get your choice of newspapers of the world with your morning coffee, and asks for a copy of [i]Pravda[/i]. The waiter answers, "I'm sorry, Monsieur, but the Soviet Union has collapsed [at the time, this joke was set in the future!] and [i]Pravda[/i] is no longer published." The same dialogue ensues day after day and wraps up with the same punch line: "I just like hearing you say it!"

Sounds more like your own personal phone log tbh.

Good one Ozgirl. 🙌

Hopefully we can soon tell that joke about Boris in the UK. Our own bad joke.

That woman, any possibility it's you? 🤭 I will see myself out 😅

And having watched his replacement Voldemort in action I am glad to say the Libs havent learned a thing. Its business Abbott style in the opposition.
But I do get the joke. The country does have problems.. But it does feel like the nation just stopped hitting itself on the side of the head with a brick..😷

Ha ha, I'd have got it even if I wasn't just in Oz during the campaign. 😏

I'm not Australian but I got it 👍☺️

You must be a labor supporter

I'm so glad to see Penny Wong travelling the world first class to save us all

I first heard that joke about a woman calling her lawyer's office and being told he had died.

My friend in town covers Australia 6 years ….nice story

We cant say that joke about liberals, here in the USA until Jan. 20 2025 😔

Was he that bad?

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the wasn't funny

Priceless

Hahaha 🤣😂 Lov yah

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