An Australian joke ( which non aussies won't get ;) )

A woman rings the. Prime minister's Office at 0915 on Monday morning and asks to speak to Mr Morrison.
The receptionist replies... Here not the prime minster anymore.
The woman hangs up.

Tuesday morning at 0915 the woman rings they prime minister's Office and and to speak to Mr Morrison.
The receptionist replies he's not the prime Minister anymore.

Wednesday morning at 0915 the woman rings the prime minister's Office and asks to speak to Mr Morrison.
The receptionist replies he's not the prime Minister anymore, he lost the election, don't you know that?

The woman replies, i know, i just enjoy hearing you say it.

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ServantOfTheGoddess · 61-69, M

Good joke with many relatives :) Old Soviet-Union era joke: An escapee from Soviet Russia comes to a classy cafe in Paris, where you can get your choice of newspapers of the world with your morning coffee, and asks for a copy of Pravda. The waiter answers, "I'm sorry, Monsieur, but the Soviet Union has collapsed [at the time, this joke was set in the future!] and Pravda is no longer published." The same dialogue ensues day after day and wraps up with the same punch line: "I just like hearing you say it!"