An Australian joke ( which non aussies won't get ;) )

A woman rings the. Prime minister's Office at 0915 on Monday morning and asks to speak to Mr Morrison.
The receptionist replies... Here not the prime minster anymore.
The woman hangs up.

Tuesday morning at 0915 the woman rings they prime minister's Office and and to speak to Mr Morrison.
The receptionist replies he's not the prime Minister anymore.

Wednesday morning at 0915 the woman rings the prime minister's Office and asks to speak to Mr Morrison.
The receptionist replies he's not the prime Minister anymore, he lost the election, don't you know that?

The woman replies, i know, i just enjoy hearing you say it.

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whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M

And having watched his replacement Voldemort in action I am glad to say the Libs havent learned a thing. Its business Abbott style in the opposition.
But I do get the joke. The country does have problems.. But it does feel like the nation just stopped hitting itself on the side of the head with a brick..😷

ozgirl512 · 26-30, F

@whowasthatmaskedman it was interesting the comments section in a major Sydney newspaper how many people woke up feeling proud to be an aussie again

whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M

@ozgirl512 I suspect that defines the difference between us and (some) Americans. We feel like we rejoined the human race just by flushing the crap away. No matter what may come.😷