An Australian joke ( which non aussies won't get )

A woman rings the. Prime minister's Office at 0915 on Monday morning and asks to speak to Mr Morrison.
The receptionist replies... Here not the prime minster anymore.
The woman hangs up.

Tuesday morning at 0915 the woman rings they prime minister's Office and and to speak to Mr Morrison.
The receptionist replies he's not the prime Minister anymore.

Wednesday morning at 0915 the woman rings the prime minister's Office and asks to speak to Mr Morrison.
The receptionist replies he's not the prime Minister anymore, he lost the election, don't you know that?

The woman replies, i know, i just enjoy hearing you say it.

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Abstraction · 61-69, M

I can't believe how good it feels to read the news now that the fossil fuel party is gone - (clearly the most incompetent Australian government in my lifetime. they fed billions to the wealthy and persecuted the battlers). Now:
Action on climate change. Action to prevent extinction of animals (protections the libs removed as one of their last acts).
Action on all our gas shortage because it's being exported to China and Asia for the profits of billionaires who the libs serve while we pay through the nose.
Action on wages.
Action on worker protections.
Women promoted to cabinet.
Embracing of the Uluru statement for indigenous rights.
Immediate action on Pacific and return to overseas aid.
I'll stop here but they've only been in a couple of weeks. It's like I moved to Scandinavia or NZ.

whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M

@Abstraction Lets not forget that poor family locked up on Christmas Island all those years. It was an absolute winner for Scummo &Co to relent and let them stay. But its amazing what you can grow principles about..