Somewhat dependable public transportation.

Rural and some suburban areas in the USA, there's basically no public transportation.

I once lived in such a town without any public transportation at all. In southern California. You had to go 30 miles (48 km) at least to even see public transportation. Not even a unused railroad track.

Free healthcare

Being able to get health care without going broke or in debt.

Europeans 🤣😂

Safety? lol

public transit

Nude beaches

Luften. Airing out the rooms in winter. And shoes stay outside.

Small cars

No guns.

Eating vegetables.

One month per year of paid leave 🦅

Being a polyglot

Their food

Universal health care, and getting the care you need without risking bankruptcy.

Sharia law?

Black pudding.

Not having ice

Sandwiches made of butter and cucumber between the bread

Making it home from school without being shot

Bidets?

an absence of excessively large individually-owned automobiles (e.g., a huge redneck truck would not be a common sight in Europe)

I'm guessing most Europeans also do not claim their wind turbines "cause cancer" 🤦🏻‍♂

Fact-based news.

strict enforcement of firearm controls
strict driving test
high fuel prices

they have actually installed roundabouts 30 years later for the U.S. but bidets are yet to be found!

They have washing machines in their kitchens

Europeans don't have as much of a prudish attitude towards nudity and sexuality compared to Americans

Speedo

BO'OH'O'WA'ER (Bottle of Water)

Laws against saying certain things.

Nudity.

Flashing tiddies

I can't hear you over the sound of muh fake freedumbs.

Veins in sausage

Talking quietly to someone in a restaurant so that somebody 10 tables over cannot overhear your conversation.

Adults 30 and over going clubbing

A distinct LACK of fear that some elusive "threat" will somehow descend from the clouds and take us hostage.