Are we gonna talk about the penguin in the glove compartment or pretend we didn’t see it? 👀

No idea, officer, but if this is about the ritual, the blood wasn’t human. 😐

jealousy 😤

Yeah because I'm too cute and you wanted to say hi

In other words, “Do you know why you’re guilty?” Oh no, I ain’t falling for that! 🤨

You wanted to tell me how to save 15% or more on car insurance?

Oh gosh!!! Was I driving again? I thought this was a dream.

To discuss the surprise party for our friend, right?

I stopped watching the road to eat, I was having supper.

Not a clue, Sir. Is everything okay?

I’m illegally sexy

why don't you pat me down ~officer~

heck naw

Cause your mean.

Whatever it is, the car consented. 😒

Only because I was on the bus…

Ummm...it's YOUR car that just crashed through MY house, so...!

Because I stole a doughnut truck?

Still trying to get me to give you that reach around I see.

Because you want to join us in the heist and be our scapegoat if we got caught?

Sense when is there a go kart patrol?!

What can you prove hmmm?

Noooooo

Because i kept throwing used disposable underwear out of the window