Do you know why I pulled you over?

ShepherdBard · 2025-07-07T23:00:18-04:00

Business - Do you know why I pulled you over? (174 replies).

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Because you want to join us in the heist and be our scapegoat if we got caught?

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

@ShepherdBard Eh. *speeds away*

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

@DrScissorhands we got a runner! 🚔

@ShepherdBard You can't catch me in that toy sized cop car

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

@DrScissorhands I wouldn’t fit in that thing 😤

@ShepherdBard Fake news. You know we always got evidence

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

@DrScissorhands I’m throwing slander onto your list of charges!

@ShepherdBard While you're at it, throw in contempt of illegally short cops

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

@DrScissorhands Not a thing!

@ShepherdBard Google obviously did not get its degree from Harvard

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

@DrScissorhands I’d honestly have a hard time taking myself serious as a cop 😂

@ShepherdBard Join the rest of us. Just put all of us behind bars, including you.

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

@DrScissorhands I’ll just slip right through them 😎

@ShepherdBard You're right. They should really built cells for 3'11 people

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

@DrScissorhands I’m not 3’11 😒😒😒

@ShepherdBard Evidence, little one. Evidence

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

@DrScissorhands what evidence? 😒

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M