"It's not mandatory, but...we strongly recommend that you attend this meeting/go to this company party/buy this useless extra equipment using money from your own pocket." (Management) "Well I strongly recommend that you all f-ck off. Respectfully." (What I wish I could say to...See More »
I Love ArtFor 2 weeks I've driven past an outdoor rug exhibit that featured one eye-catching rug in particular. It looks like a painting done by my favorite artist, Leonid Afremov, whose paintings I have hanging on my walls. I finally stopped and bought the...See More »
Why is it that online trainingis always narrated by a voice that sounds like it belongs to an impatient older woman who'd rather be doing anything else? I just mute the narration cuz it's annoying. Let ME narrate the online training. My voice is friendlier and more engaging....See More »
I Date Older MenLast weekend after a grueling shift, I got asked out by a new coworker 11 years my senior. We'd only just met but he was hot and friendly enough so I agreed. We went to a bar inside a restaurant and he bought me 2 tall glasses of a really good local...See More »
Spotted a Sherlock fan todayA guy walked in wearing a T-shirt w the wallpaper from 221B in BBC's Sherlock, complete w yellow smiley & the word Bored, and I hauled ass over to him and gushed over his shirt. Out of my entire social network, I am the only person who knows this...See More »
I Love Foreign LanguagesI can speak conversational Japanese (not fluent) but I really want to learn Russian. The main reason being that I have a Russian neighbor (a 70+ year old woman) who greets me every day in Russian and even chats me up, just for kicks maybe. She's...See More »
I Believe Punctuality Shows RespectMy ex has been pestering for me nearly a month to hang out with him, and I finally caved and agreed to meet him at a neutral location for coffee, in the early afternoon before I have to go to work. Normally I would've been asleep until late afternoon...See More »
I Have a Favorite Perfume I'm very particular about my scentS and spent like an hour once in a perfume shop, sampling perfume and trying to explain to the clerk what I wanted. "It needs to be muskier...not so sweet. No, that's too flowery...that smells like candy... Ok,...See More »
I Have Very Vivid DreamsI dreamt last night that my parents had married me off to a very wealthy but very unattractive 70+ year old man, bc they were getting on in years and wanted me to be taken care of. I protest, telling them I don't want to marry the guy and they ignore...See More »
I Wash Dishes By HandI've had a dishwasher for the past couple months (came with the apartment) and I still wash all my dishes by hand lol
I Hate Office PoliticsAt my workplace there's currently a power play between a senior coworker of mine and our head supervisor. The senior coworker is always undermining our boss and trying to get him fired, and our supervisor is trying to do the same with my coworker....See More »
I Am Really Silly When Im TiredIt would be more apt to say that when I'm tired, everything is funnier. For example: at work (and quite tired), I burst out laughing because a coworker wanted to eat exactly one curly fry out of the styrofoam box of curly fries another coworker had...See More »
I Enjoy Food and CookingI didn't start cooking till I entered college...mostly casseroles, self-taught. And when I went to Japan, I befriended a Filipina and she coached me on how to cook, so now my style of cooking is a weird blend of American, Japanese, and Filipino.
I Have a Suggestion for Similar WorldsWe should be able to upload videos directly into private messages like we can with pics. None of this uploading from YouTube.
I Like Drinking AlcoholMy favorites are mojitos, beer (Leinenkugel shandy or Corona Light), red wine (Malbec), and whiskey (Jack Daniels or Maker's Mark). Right now I'm drinking a Cuban mojito. Soooo delicious. <3
I Have Many Favorite SongsMy favorite songs, in order: #1: "Dancing with Myself" --Billy Idol 2. "Beer Money" --Kip Moore 3. "Rebel Yell" --Billy Idol 4. "Rock On" --Tucker Beathard 5. "I Wanna Be Sedated" --Ramones 6. "Poison" --Alice Cooper 7. "Psycho Love" --Simon Curtis...See More »
I Like Talking to PeopleI'm getting a mani pedi and was struggling to pick out a nail polish. An older female customer who was actually sitting across the room got up and came over to say "Honey, try THIS nail polish." I looked at her nails and they were quite pretty so I...See More »
