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AbbeyRhode · F
It means you've been alone for much too long.
Nimbus · M
@AbbeyRhode Very likely ;)
nedkelly · 61-69, M
@AbbeyRhode I am married 😁
Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
It means you should alternate hands...? 🤔
Nimbus · M
@Thinkerbell Wise ;)
HoraceGreenley · 61-69, M
Beats me
smiler2012 · 61-69
@HoraceGreenley 😆it is the thing this guy beats is why his forearm is like that lol
smiler2012 · 61-69
{@nimbus] 😆maybe they have been over exerting in manly pleasures too much nimby lol
Nimbus · M
@smiler2012 MMmmmmh how do you know this?
smiler2012 · 61-69
@Nimbus 😆now now nimby ask no questions tell no lies
turnedtostone · 56-60, F
You become a YouTube influencer and make more money than someone who went to Oxford?
Nimbus · M
@turnedtostone lol, topical!
exexec · 61-69, C
in my case it goes back to my teen years when I worked at a sawmill. Part of my duties included building shipping pallets for car engines, driving thousands of nails with a three pound hatchet. My right hand and forearm were huge compared to the left.
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exexec · 61-69, C
@Nimbus I had its benefits. I worked outside in Georgia heat, so I was in fairly good shape for football in August. Plus I built up really strong wrists and forearms that gave me a wicked swing in baseball. The worst part was the stained hands from the lumber. My girlfriend had to put up with rough, dirty looking hands on her body.
Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M
There once was a man with an extra large right
His left was much smaller - and lacked having might
As much as he tried to alternate
His left was unnatural, and left him desolate
So his right just kept growing in spite!
🫢
His left was much smaller - and lacked having might
As much as he tried to alternate
His left was unnatural, and left him desolate
So his right just kept growing in spite!
🫢
Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M
@Thinkerbell 🩵🩵
Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M
@Thinkerbell
You’re giving him excellent advice
Not a nay-sayer - just being nice
I’ve tried telling him the same
But his efforts are lame
And his right hand is paying the price
You’re giving him excellent advice
Not a nay-sayer - just being nice
I’ve tried telling him the same
But his efforts are lame
And his right hand is paying the price
Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
@Ambroseguy80
But Ambrose, it's not really HIM
For whom long-term outlooks are grim.
Nimbus asked for a FRIEND,
What to do to amend
Disproportionate features of limb.
But Ambrose, it's not really HIM
For whom long-term outlooks are grim.
Nimbus asked for a FRIEND,
What to do to amend
Disproportionate features of limb.
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
You’re a medieval archer?
Nimbus · M
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout Clever :)
nedkelly · 61-69, M
Once again I told you this in secret 😁
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
The NHS poisoned your water supply
Nimbus · M
@deadgerbil Damn fluoride!
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
@Nimbus it's going to make you gay too
Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M
It means your equipment leans to the left. 😄
Nimbus · M
@Ambroseguy80 😛
Hairkinkster · 46-50, M
Jeremy Beadle reincarnated?
Nimbus · M
@Hairkinkster Oh yea, I had forgotten about him.