What does it mean if your right hand is significantly larger than the left ?

Asking for a friend.

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Ambroseguy80 · 51-55, M

There once was a man with an extra large right

His left was much smaller - and lacked having might

As much as he tried to alternate

His left was unnatural, and left him desolate

So his right just kept growing in spite!

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Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

@Ambroseguy80

[i]I DON'T wish to BE a nay-sayer,
Or of secrets, a tattling betrayer,
But GOOD sense demands
Frequent switching of hands,
By EVERY habitual self-player.[/i]

Ambroseguy80 · 51-55, M

@Thinkerbell 🩵🩵

Ambroseguy80 · 51-55, M

@Thinkerbell

You’re giving him excellent advice
Not a nay-sayer - just being nice
I’ve tried telling him the same
But his efforts are lame
And his right hand is paying the price

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

@Ambroseguy80

[i]But Ambrose, it's not really HIM
For whom long-term outlooks are grim.
Nimbus asked for a FRIEND,
What to do to amend
Disproportionate features of limb.[/i]