My left one is the party one

I need to party with you!!

Or...at least a PART of you.

My balls understand

Yup. The left one is always the one that hops out of the tank top first and doesn't give af. Can confirm🙈

My left nipple is hypersensitive, does that count? 🤔

Digging deep into my memory bank, I'm sure I found more hickeys on my wife's right tit than her left tit when we were dating in college. I guess that was her party tit.

Do you plan on drawing a picture or something on it?
Maybe add some Christmas decorations?

Does the right one ever get jealous??

I would have thought t would have been the dominant hand side 🤔

Titty party.

mine are both the wallflower drinking a long island iced tea and trying to be ignored

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