That's the reason the Mission of San Juan Capistrano advices tourists to wear a broad brimmed hat when they're there to watch the swallows return. I'm very glad I did.
doubledamn once on holiday at scarborough north yorkshire outside a joke from a dirty shite hawk [seagull] it got my mam dad brother and me so the joke was on us really 😔
Once in school I've been outside talking to someone and suddenly something warm hit me right on the head. As I've grown used to being bullied by then, I just didn't react to that. Later on when a friend of mine and me walked somewhere, he said "wait, you have some strange white stuff in your hair" and we figured out that I've got shit on by a bird.
I believe 2 times. Once I was at my grandmothers house setting under a tree and a bird shit on me and the other time I was on a boat on the river in downtown Chicago and a bird shit on me.
