How many times in your life have you been shit on by a bird?

I have been hit with the birds turds twice, and one time the poo was purple.

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smiler2012 · 61-69

doubledamn once on holiday at scarborough north yorkshire outside a joke from a dirty shite hawk [seagull] it got my mam dad brother and me so the joke was on us really 😔

iagreed · 70-79, M

@smiler2012 What a magnificent effort by that gull he deserves extra chips!! Lol

smiler2012 · 61-69

@iagreed ha ha ha we had no plans on award the dirty bastard thing trust me 😁