How many times in your life have you been shit on by a bird?

I have been hit with the birds turds twice, and one time the poo was purple.

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That's the reason the Mission of San Juan Capistrano advices tourists to wear a broad brimmed hat when they're there to watch the swallows return. I'm very glad I did.