How many times in your life have you been shit on by a bird?
I have been hit with the birds turds twice, and one time the poo was purple.
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Once in school I've been outside talking to someone and suddenly something warm hit me right on the head. As I've grown used to being bullied by then, I just didn't react to that. Later on when a friend of mine and me walked somewhere, he said "wait, you have some strange white stuff in your hair" and we figured out that I've got shit on by a bird.