In my relationship I'm the spider catcher

My man is standing four meters away nervously watching. We have our roles set.

Unfortunately I made the "big" spider fall down from the roof and dissappear and now it's going to kill my man in his sleep.

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Matt85 · 36-40, M

spiders are pretty scary to be fair

Queendragonfly · 31-35, F

@Matt85 Tell it to mosquitos, they rape our bodies, penetrate us without consent and steal or blod and leaves a super itch! And they are not silent!

Spiders just chill. They crawl. They sit. They eat a fly. They go down in a web, then up, have some fun, all in silence, disturbing no one.

Matt85 · 36-40, M

@Queendragonfly do you want to have sex with them

Queendragonfly · 31-35, F

@Matt85 No I just like they eat up mosquitos. They're good house guards

LordShadowfire · 46-50, M

@Matt85

spiders are pretty scary to be fair