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In my relationship I'm the spider catcher

My man is standing four meters away nervously watching. We have our roles set.

Unfortunately I made the "big" spider fall down from the roof and dissappear and now it's going to kill my man in his sleep.

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Matt85 · 36-40, M

spiders are pretty scary to be fair

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Matt85 · 36-40, M

@Queendragonfly do you want to have sex with them

Queendragonfly · 31-35, F

@Matt85 No I just like they eat up mosquitos. They're good house guards

LordShadowfire · 46-50, M

@Matt85

spiders are pretty scary to be fair

CSYLFM

I am too - my husband makes me do the bugs. I used to refuse but now I deal with it

Queendragonfly · 31-35, F

@CSYLFM The things we do for love..😂

robertsnj · 56-60, M

I am sometimes the spider catcher but many times my cats get to them before I do.

Queendragonfly · 31-35, F

@robertsnj Oh yes cats are real good spider hunters! Just don't let them be stung by a wasp!

robertsnj · 56-60, M

@Queendragonfly yeah you ain't kidding about wasp. We are really good at keeping them out of the house but I had a couple close calls this summer with my cats chasing them. There should be a thread of what did your cat catch this month on here sometime soon.

deadgerbil · 26-30, M

That's hilarious lol

Queendragonfly · 31-35, F

@deadgerbil He went from pounding my ass to "THERE'S A REALLY BIG SPIDER THERE!!!" *runs away to the other room*

Masculinity fades fast in presence of spiders. 😂

deadgerbil · 26-30, M

@Queendragonfly imagine him in prehistoric times and there's a wild animal. You better be good with a spear lol

originnone · 61-69, M

Just don't put that thing in my pot!

Queendragonfly · 31-35, F

@originnone It eats mosquitos its a saviour!

Degbeme · 70-79, M

4 meters is roughly 13 and a half feet for you Americans. 🤭

Queendragonfly · 31-35, F

@Degbeme Confusing 🤔 anyways

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@Queendragonfly The spider or the measurement? 🤔

LordShadowfire · 46-50, M

In our household, it's kind of different. Mom is the spider killer, and I'm the guy who puts them in cups and takes them outside to live peacefully. My dad could give a fuck less if there's a spider on the wall or not.

Queendragonfly · 31-35, F

@LordShadowfire Your mom don't want them to kill her in her sleep. 😂

LordShadowfire · 46-50, M

@Queendragonfly I swear she was an Australian in a past life.

Queendragonfly · 31-35, F

@LordShadowfire No. Then she's be friends with them and let wild tarantulas climb on her back.

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