Are alpacas just slightly better than boobs?

@Mamapolo2016 They're like dogs. 😻

@TheFlippantSide Exactly! Except they're another species and bigger and give wool..,

@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout pfft!🙄😏

I bet alpacas dont make your mouth water and jeans seem tight😜


And if they do ...youre gonna need a different gimp suit 😁

@AntisocialTroll That's awesome. 😹

@TheFlippantSide Feck knows where they were going but it made me laugh, only in Scotland...🤣

@fun4us2b I thought that, too, but in reality, I'd probably hate it.

@SnailTeeth And I love your big boots. 😏

@TheFlippantSide We both got smol boots, and Huxley has a smol boots today, we're da smol boots gang!

@SnailTeeth We are. Like three amigos. <3

@TheFlippantSide Then you know how frigging bad they smell. Fucking awful, worse than sheep.

@TheFlippantSide if you like being spat on then yeah, they are good animals

@TheFlippantSide so you have stayed on an alpaca farm and that's why you are saying they're better than boobs?


Well if we're trying to get fair comparisons, then shouldn't you also have to stay on a boob farm? So the competition is fair!