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That was next level simping 🤣

A guy went through a whole bunch of my posts, commented that I was very funny and introduced himself in PM. When he realized I am a man, he blocked me. I guess he didn't like my humor that much then. 😅

I'm quite the simp as well, but I've never developed a crush on an actual potato with makeup. 🤣🤣🤣

Matt85 · 36-40, M
to be fair, that potato is pretty hot
JimboSaturn · 51-55, M
@Matt85 That potatoes lips are hot.
Matt85 · 36-40, M
@JimboSaturn a sight to behold
@Matt85 and would you bang?
I wonder if this is the same guy 🤔

DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F
you know what that potato looks exactly like me when i tie my hair up in my silk pillowcase 🤣
LookingForTheSummer · 31-35, M
@DeluxedEdition Thank god. I hope more girls realize this. Lol
@DeluxedEdition I like how you took the photo on the spot
DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F
@LookingForTheSummer it was fun while it lasted 😒
CestManan · 46-50, F
some men see anything resembling a female and then want to flirt. They do not stop to question.

BTW until now I thought the PFP was a bratz doll.
@CestManan on some dating apps a while back I got so few matches that what I would do is copy and paste the same message hundreds of times

then maybe 8 girls would respond and then from those I would get at least 1 date lol
@CestManan but you cant do that anymore because now dating apps smarted up on this plan
@CestManan I havent put myself out on the market in a while, I have no idea how things are like lately
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
Can you blame him? Dat potato is hot.
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
@NerdyPotato well you can check a persons groin but only under specific circumstances.
@Captainjackass that specifies their sex at most, not their gender though.
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
@NerdyPotato Id rather not have sex with a potato…. No offense.
deadgerbil · 22-25
This is where we name and shame those people
@deadgerbil you can find the exchange on a post I found relatable. 😉

https://similarworlds.com/memes/4806511-This-is-relatable
Fishy · 36-40, F
Damn, I knew that pfp was you
Straylight · 31-35, F
That’s hilarious. 😂
elafina · 36-40, F
Hilarious 😂
JimboSaturn · 51-55, M
There is not need to block you lol, couldn't he just have stopped flirting?
@JimboSaturn he was probably too embarrassed to ever see me again. He forgot that this revelation was public though. (Otherwise I wouldn't have made a post about it.)
JimboSaturn · 51-55, M
@NerdyPotato Your profile pic tribute pic he sent must have bee uncomfortable for him as well.
@JimboSaturn he didn't get that far. (I mean, it's not unlikely he fapped to a potato, but he didn't tell or show me.)

When I told friends elsewhere though, one told me that someone once sent a closeup of Gordon Ramsay's chin as "cleavage" and got a video back of a guy jerking off to it.

I think women have gone too far. I don't think the simps are okay anymore. 😬
@MsSwan thank you for joining us Ms Swan
black4white · 56-60, M
So are you telling me i should not believe what i see... LMAO

you are good with the make-up... no wonder they call them make-up [b]ARTIST[/b]
@black4white that wasn't my work, but they're an artist indeed.
well we both know the dating scene is rough but holy shit
@NudasPriest best gif of all time.
SW-User
Oh you are better off without him, he does it to me all the time and blocking doesn't work, he deletes comes back again, he's highly sensitive and it just takes the tiniest thing for him to block
@SW-User wait, he wasn't falling for the potato pic and was just joking? 😐
SW-User
@NerdyPotato noooo, he definitely thought you were a woman.. He's annoying to women
@SW-User maybe this incident made him a little more critical. 😌

 
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