Have you ever seen a clown sharing a cup of tea with a raccoon?It's one of those love stories, that never get published, since PETA doesn't like clowns that much.
Have you noticed anything weird about Kaylee's attitude towards Howard?It's like their whole relationship has changed. Howard used to be the happiest person and now he is depressed all of the time. It reflects badly on their sons Margaret and Lizard.
Have you ever considered the possibility of building your own spacesubmarine?As we have all learned from the science fiction, there is normal space and then there is subspace, a quantum field, which is all over us, yet unreachable by regular means. Building a spacesubmarine should be a rather simple task, although it takes...See More »
Why haven't they released an album with a baboon playing piano?Elephants paint. They sell the paintings for shitloads of money. What about poor baboons? They should play some random melodies on piano, perhaps even classical music - or contemporary (it's their own choice). I would buy the MP3 immediately.
Sorry for my latest post, I'm feeling much better now, after having some sleep.I did have a dream about Homer J. Simpson being a real time traveler, though, so my mental health is always questionable.
I have active death wish. Not like any of those Bronson movies, but...I can't think how much pain I can take. The threshold is enormous at the time and I am way beyond it. I have to get rid of it. Not a suicide message, that takes a lot more courage than I have. I am just saying, that there are people you can save and...See More »
A more serious thing, for the change. I just had to check from my upstairs neighbor, if she had the same issue with the heating that I do. Yarp.We, Finns, are such assholes... Thinking we are clever, with our distributed hot water -based heating systems in town areas. Nope, I think this morning's -21 C broke something. No heat in the batteries, since all of the pipes are cold and nothing...See More »
Can you turbocharge a hedgehog, without doing any harm to him/her?This is something, that keeps me awake during the nights...
I'm not certain, what they teach over the pond, exactly, but some of my observations back from the days in Texas left me baffled.Like when I was talking about weather patterns, it's basic knowledge, that they teach in high school over here...And it's obligatory... I graduated - a bit late, I admit - in 1996... "Oh, what are you now, a weatherman?" What a stupid question to...See More »
If you could make a brand new animal by mixing their genes in a big bowl of scientifically unproven goo, what kind of a hybrid would you like to have?I was thinking about anteaters... What if I mixed their DNA with ants, would they devour themselves?
If you write something in invisible ink......do you have to be invisible, yourself, to be able to read it?
Anything old and not interesting?Sorry, I'm on heavy pain medication, so I make even less sense than usual.
Titanium screws are quite painful.I almost have more metal in my leg than bone. It was fractured, only took me over three weeks to have it examined properly.
Can't wait for the Formula 1 to start... Kimi for the win! Also... Just two months to the ice hockey world championships! A couple of really stupid videos, but hey... Who says Finns would be anything, but...
Why are so many questions focused on something negative?I have to put my energy to thinking positively, to show my weird, humorous side. Yet, most of the healthy people around seem to concentrate on the negative things in life. Why? Life is short, so why not to enjoy it?
Some people are so uptight they shoud be penetrated by a pelican.At least, that is what it seems like.
What are the best pickup lines you've heard, that are directed straight at your persona?After my nap, I noticed a PM, synopsis being: "I don't think you are a daft weirdo"... That was nicely put, as such, but back in the days, when I was a daft weirdo... My then-downstairs neighbor once got laid by this quite confusing line, in a bar:...See More »
As witnesses to serial murders, most of you must have had some sort of "bad feeling" beforehand, correct?I mean, we all have our own quirks, collecting human ears in a jar or simply writing "You will die tonight" on those silly little paper clips, that come with fortune cookies. I have 388 limbs, that nobody has yet come to ask about. That's rude. First...See More »
Woke up to the sound of small snow shifting machines, thinking: "Oh, life is shit." Then on a second thought: "Hey, I'm still alive!"It's not always the first thought you have, when you get aweken, that matters. It's more important to think, what you do with the second. Even, if it's just "I have to take a leak, before I soak my jeans..."