As witnesses to serial murders, most of you must have had some sort of "bad feeling" beforehand, correct?

I mean, we all have our own quirks, collecting human ears in a jar or simply writing "You will die tonight" on those silly little paper clips, that come with fortune cookies. I have 388 limbs, that nobody has yet come to ask about. That's rude. First and foremost, you should always know what color you are. One of my former clients is now 12 % black. Oh, sorry, too much information.