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Harriet03 · 41-45, F
Not sure about the best, but the worst I experienced was as follows...
Guy. Love your accent.
Me. Thanks.
Guy. Have you got a bit of Scottish in You?
Me. No.
Guy. Would you like some?
Me. Fuck off!
True story 🤷♀️
Guy. Love your accent.
Me. Thanks.
Guy. Have you got a bit of Scottish in You?
Me. No.
Guy. Would you like some?
Me. Fuck off!
True story 🤷♀️
Lostpoet · M
A girl once came up to me and asked if I owned a truck.
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ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M
@Lostpoet Wait, you don't have a duck?
Lostpoet · M
@ZonkeyBalls I would steal one if she wanted one.
ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M
@Lostpoet Always remember: Donald doesn't wear trousers.
TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M
No one has ever said to me'There's a gap in my life and I'd like you to fill it' but if they did....
Lostpoet · M
He better have slipped you a twenty.
ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M
@Lostpoet No such luck in this world of ours.