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What are the best pickup lines you've heard, that are directed straight at your persona?

After my nap, I noticed a PM, synopsis being:

"I don't think you are a daft weirdo"... That was nicely put, as such, but back in the days, when I was a daft weirdo... My then-downstairs neighbor once got laid by this quite confusing line, in a bar:

"Hey, babe, wanna come and hear the idiot living one floor up?"
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Lostpoet · M
He better have slipped you a twenty.
ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M
@Lostpoet No such luck in this world of ours.