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Some people are so uptight they shoud be penetrated by a pelican.

At least, that is what it seems like.
SweetMae · 70-79, F
Who is going to catch all those pelicans!! Have you ever tried to catch one?
ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M
@SweetMae So I've heard, but they are all in a love shack.
SweetMae · 70-79, F
@ZonkeyBalls I am not going in there!! 🙈
ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M
@SweetMae Hope not, it's awfully difficult to drive over the Atlantic Ocean these days. So our first date should be somewhere in the middle.
SweetMae · 70-79, F
ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M
@FloorGenAdm Where did you get this? They are both my imaginery friends!
FloorGenAdm · 51-55, M
It all started with the cork board in the break room and took off from there.
Miram · 31-35, F
Stop headbutting with them. You're too cool for that.
ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M
@Miram Yes, I am close to the absolute zero.
SW-User
Yes, pelican penetration, can't go wrong there!! 🤭
SW-User
Lol yes😂😂😂😂
Adaydreambeliever · 56-60, F
Why a pelican? I think I'd prefer something more tubular :P
ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M
@Adaydreambeliever I have small hands, so fisting wouldn't work. A Rubik's cube?
Adaydreambeliever · 56-60, F
@ZonkeyBalls @ZonkeyBalls I prefer it smoother and longer, no hard edges :P
ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M
@Adaydreambeliever I'm not a witch, but I know what a broom looks like.

 
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