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Some people are so uptight they shoud be penetrated by a pelican.

At least, that is what it seems like.
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Adaydreambeliever · 56-60, F
Why a pelican? I think I'd prefer something more tubular :P
ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M
@Adaydreambeliever I have small hands, so fisting wouldn't work. A Rubik's cube?
Adaydreambeliever · 56-60, F
@ZonkeyBalls @ZonkeyBalls I prefer it smoother and longer, no hard edges :P
ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M
@Adaydreambeliever I'm not a witch, but I know what a broom looks like.